Team Fortress 2/Haiku
Identical teams
Of funny mercenaries
Battle to the death
The Scout
Small and annoying
This Boston brat runs quickly
The Soldier
Square jawed and crew-cut
No grip on reality
The Pyro
Mumbling though gas mask
Asbestos-clad enigma
The Demoman
Black Scottish Cyclops
Makes people explode a lot
The Heavy
Giant Russian man
Says your whole team is babies
The Engineer
Quiet Texas guy
Builds stuff to aid defenses
The Medic
Call for the doctor
He may come heal you, or not
The Sniper
Lone-wolf Aussie bloke
Pops heads, calls others wankers
The Spy
Dastardly French spy
Seeks new people to backstab
The Administrator
Angry chain smoker
Yells at always-fighting clones
It doesn't matter
As to who wins or loses
Eternal stalemate
FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP!
YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA!
MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC!
I just got ubered.
Now is a good time to run.
I AM BULLETPROOF!
An electronic chirp.
Explosion of viscera.
The Scottish laughs fall.
Battle of two teams,
But who cares about the fight?
It's about the hats.
Some guys with red clothes
Fight with some guys with blue clothes
And they all have hats.
Your teammates are dead
Heavy and Medic draw near
Swiftly comes your fate.