Team Night Saturn

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Back in March 2013, the show Movie Rehab made it's debut online. Jack Skyblue then eventually decided to create a website where several unknown reviewers could come together to post their reviews online.

Team Night Saturn is the name of the website and it saw the light of day on October 7th, 2013, and several new reviewers would eventually become members on that site. The viewership of the site eventually came down a bit thanks to several reviewers leaving the site for own personal reasons. However the website is still around and it still wins over new reviewers from time to time.

The reason for this website's existence came from Jack Skyblue's intention to give unknown reviewers the chance to get more attention regardless of how small their viewership is.

The website can be found right here as well as it's Twitter account and Facebook page.

Contributors and Producers

Current Contributors & Producers:

  • Jack Skyblue (Movie Rehab, Movie Rehab's Trailer Jailor (or simply Trailer Jailor), Nudie Rehab, Jack Skyblue Reviews & SaXtras)
  • Christine Tsuzaki (The Asian Critic Chick)
  • Antoni Garcia
  • Sergio Sanders (Down Haven Entertainment)
  • Nichimoon
  • Joey Hollywood
  • Generic Internet Movie Reviewer (Ruined Childhood)
  • Joel Mengel (Joel Reviews)
  • Saberlord Oboeshoes (Saberlord Reviews)
  • Karl Wallace (Some Canadian Critic)
  • Lucas Bradley (The FairlyOddGamer)
  • Marcus of Denmark (MoD Tabletop, 5 Simple Drinks & Sunday Tastings)
  • 1407 Greymalkin (The Cerebro Logs)
  • Talking Pop Culture
  • coffeelover239
  • Brian Sherrah (Awful Movie Reviews)

Former Contributors & Producers:

  • Ethan Johnson (Worst Music Of The Year) (from April 2014 to June 2014)
  • Isabel Nichols (Mischief Reviews, Blu Ray Talk, The Cinematic Hipster & The Cinematic Metalhead) (from June 2014 to January 2015)
  • Josh Villarreal (MalaCritico) (from January 2014 to April 2015)
  • Tony Brasel (Brasel The Gamer) (from June 2014 to June 2015)
  • A Critic Named Kevin (from December 2014 to September 2015)
  • Kam Says Words (Stopping The Charts) (from October 2014 to October 2015)
  • Lonely Edward (formerly known as Edd Master Zero) (from February 2014 to February 2016)
  • Plutoburns (Eagleland Manga Reviews & Pornoland) (from April 2014 to July 2016)
  • bbomg02 (from March 2015 to September 2017)
  • Danny Korcz (Your Character Sucks, Audio Abominations & The Unknown) (from April 2014 to October 2018)
  • Matt J. Crowley (So Much For Pathos) (from August 2014 to February 2019)
  • Lauren Fox (The Cartoon Physicist) (from December 2015 to August 2020)
  • James Kaloko (Loko Reviews) (from February 2014 to July 2020)
  • Nichimoon (from February 2014 to February 2022)
  • Generic Internet Movie Reviewer (Ruined Childhood) (From February 2015 to February 2022)
  • Saberlord Oboeshoes (Saberlord Reviews) (From November 2017 to February 2022)

Filmography (Specials, Movies etc.)

  • Decisions (aka Jack Skyblue's Decisions); 1st Year Anniversary Short Film (2014)
  • Team Night Saturn Holiday Video 2016; Members of the site come together to wish everyone Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/A Happy New Year.
  • Team Night Saturn Holiday Video 2017
  • The Path in Me Duology; 5th Year Anniversary Short Films (2018)
    • Confronted
    • Encouraged
  • Team Night Saturn Holiday Video 2018
  • Team Night Saturn Holiday Video 2019
  • Team Night Saturn Holiday Video 2020
  • Team Night Saturn Holiday Video 2021
Tropes used in Team Night Saturn include:
  • Adorkable: Haven X and SaG.
  • Angrish / Caustic Critic: Some reviewers but most noteworthy are Asian Critic Chick and Nichimoon.
  • The Chick: Asian Critic Chick. Speaks for itself.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Haven X is definitely a league of his own.
  • Crossover: The british reviewer Rob Boor of Cinematic Venom fame is not a member on Team Night Saturn but he makes two cameo appearances in The Path in Me I and II where he's playing his persona who enjoys calling out SaG for the latter's asinine statements.
  • Early Installment Weirdness:
    • Asian Critic Chick mostly reviews comedies and adult swim cartoons. Back between 2013 and 2014 she actually used to review children cartoons like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Thundercats.
    • Music reviews used to dominate the whole website until most of them left the site between 2014 to 2016.
    • Anyone below the age of 18 could become a member of the site and half the former members were as a matter of act still in their teens. The age restriction wouldn't be introduced until the late 2010s.
  • Scenery Porn: It's a visually pleasing website and very easy to the eyes.
  • Team Spirit: Crossovers aren't quite uncommon on the site. There's a reason why the word Team is in the title.