Teeth-Clenched Teamwork/Quotes

"Friendship: Noun. That which unites person 1 with person 2 through their mutual hatred of person 3."

—Thorax updating The Devil's Dictionary, 9 Chickweed Lane

"The shortest and best way to make your fortune is to let people see clearly that it is in their interests to promote yours."

—Jean de La Bruyere (1645-1696)

Black Mage: Name one thing teamwork ever accomplished.
Red Mage: Civilization.

Black Mage: Name one good thing.

—Eight Bit Theater Episode 1187

"I'm not asking you to like it. I'm asking you to do it."

—Arcturus Mengsk, on responding to General Duke's distress call, StarCraft

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."

—Benjamin Franklin

"The prophecies may say that we have to work together, sister. But nowhere is it written that we must enjoy it."

—Tahu Nuva, Bionicle Chronicles #4: Tales of the Masks

"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

—Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

Player Character: Look, we all know you five aren't going to share the artifact. So why don't you save me some time and start betraying each other now?

Botizen: We have no reason to betray the other races until they have something we want.

Eanova: You dare even think of betraying the Eanova?!

Botizen: Only if the gain outweighs the cost. Do not pretend you would not do the same.

Eanova: Tssss...