9 Chickweed Lane
The comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane was started by Brooke McEldowney in 1993. Originally a gag-a-day strip about three generations of women in the Burber family: biology professor Juliette Burber; her teenage daughter, Edda, and her mother, Edna O'Malley, whom everyone calls Gran. (Gran has been written out of the strip after the end of a year-long flashback.) It gradually turned into a platform for the creator to express his views on culture, politics, religion and gender relations. Since 20-year-old Edda seems to have been promoted to being the central character, it also allowed McEldowney to indulge in his love of odd camera angles and polysyllabic words.
- All Women Are Lustful: It is impossible to name a female character in the McEldowney universe (pregnant nuns included) that isn't obsessed with having sex in some way or another; either they're getting it and happy or not getting any and bitter about it.
- Art Evolution: Edda was more menacing than pretty (you know that gleeful look on "peeing on [insert name here] Calvin"-sticker has? That was Edda's default expression).
- Author Appeal: McEldowney loves the female form (especially the legs) and isn't shy about it.
- Author Tract: Once Thorax, the dairy farmer from another galaxy, became prominent, the readers were treated to strip after strip detailing McEldowney's take on the world. Lately it seems that Seth is taking over that role.
- The arc about Edda possibly being pregnant seems to have exposed Brooke's pro-life stance: Seth is telling her to get married and have kids, a straw-woman thinks abortions are the only solution to unplanned pregnancies, Edda's grandma Edna is there to remind her that Edda's mother was unplanned (the sentiment is kind of weakened if one remembers that it basically ruined Edna's life: love for her children aside, she went from being an opera singer in New York City to a housewife in a tiny Midwestern town in a passionless marriage, which is implied to have turned her into the sour old woman we know and love). It's possible this is a response to Doonesbury's satirical week of strips about abortion.
- Babies Make Everything Better: Not for Juliette and her now-ex-husband; unknown for Edna and Bill (AKA Gam-ma and Gam-pa); quite probably for Edda and Amos.
- Batman Gambit(?): Apparently Edda's tyrannical director has been wanting to get rid of her for a while, so he pushed her to the Nicolette Cygnet guys hoping she'd either ditch ballet for fashion or screw up so badly she wouldn't be welcomed back. Neither happened but she did give a scathing interview to a magazine, which the director hopes will be enough to fire her.
- Beat Panel: Thorax is prone to taking up beat panels, and once used a double beat panel to great effect.
- Beautiful All Along: Who would've thought that the semi-feral Edda and complete nerd Amos would've turned out to be a gorgeous ballet dancer and a talented cellist?
- Big Guy, Little Guy / Fat and Skinny: Thorax (big and fat) and his Pap (little and skinny).
- Seth, Edda's dance partner/roommate (very muscular and tall) and his boyfriend (skinny and short).
- Biting the Hand Humor: Edda was basically hand-picked to model for a clothing line that gave her such a large advance salary that she bought Amos an antique cello, despite never modeling before or even considering it. Her response to this generosity is to compare the execs to demon-worshipers and models to air-headed sex toys; her mother sarcastically describes the clothes as "menswear" as no woman would ever wear such uncomfortable and revealing things on her own (except for the "leopard-spot undies, those are [hers]").
- Edda later tells a magazine that being a ballet dancer is great if you enjoy long hours, stress, and eating disorders.
- Blond Guys Are Evil: Edda's dad; Edda's would-be seducer; Kiesl; Col. Yancey. Averted with Edda's Invisible to Gaydar Mama Bear dance partner Seth.
- Brunette Women Are Evil: Any brunette women (aside from Juliette outside the classroom) tend to be evil (Isabel, Amos's Portuguese pianist) or rivals (Edda's schoolmate Mary, whom Amos had a crush on). Fernanda Jons, a South American ballet dancer, once made homophobic remarks at Seth, although she appears to be foolish rather than evil.
- Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick:
Seth's note: Stepped out to buy some Brussels sprouts, fresh morels, aged Gouda and Cabernet Sauvignon. Stopping by your Uncle Roger's to tell him he's gay. Back by seven.
- Brutal Honesty: Roger and Seth didn't meet on the right foot, what with Seth thinking Roger's mother's "affair" was highly romantic and Roger being in deep, deep denial about being gay, or at least really annoyed with Seth's insistence that he's in denial about being gay.
Roger: Edda tells me you're a wonderful, nurturing person who stands by his convictions and speaks from the heart. [[[Beat]]] So is it all those special qualities that excuses you for being arrogant?
- Calling the Old Man Out: Old woman, anyway. Roger, Edna's son with Bill, isn't as happy with things as his half-sister and niece are.
- Cannot Spit It Out: Played straight when Edda can't tell Amos how his adoration of Hillary Hahn makes her jealous.
- Catholic School Girls Rule / Magic Skirt: Subverted in that Edda's skirt went past her knees, although that didn't stop her from taking flying leaps.
- Cats Are Mean: Sort of. Solange isn't evil, but she seems to get a kick out of teasing Edda.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: After turning down Seth's hasty proposal, Fernanda completely vanishes from the strip.
- Clingy Jealous Girl: Edda, very much so.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Thorax.
- Compressed Vice: Edda's love of lowbrow pranks (like whoopie cushions). The first time it's mentioned, it's treated like it's as much a part of her character as her inability to keep a secret.
- Contrived Coincidence: Edda possibly getting pregnant at the same time both her ballet director and the fashion execs want to fire her for trash-talking about the company and becoming more popular than the clothes(?!), respectively.
- Cool Old Lady: Gran can be pretty impressive: she's definitely intimidating, and somehow manages to tolerate a relationship with Thorax.
- Corrupt Corporate Executives: The blood-quaffing, demon-worshiping fashion corp that hires Edda to be their spokes-booty.
- Cosmic Plaything: Implied to be why Gran is a pessimistic bundle of negativity; not only was she branded a double agent by the Evil Brit Designated Antagonist, her future husband spent ten years in a psych ward due to having his brains scrambled on Omaha beach. He wouldn't have been there if he hadn't put the British guy in hospital for a week. Worse still, when he recovered, he'd gotten her to settle down in Omaha to live in the suburbs. Since she's a Creature of Pure Art, you can see how living in the presence of mundanes is a horror beyond comprehension.
- Crossover: Thorax appears in Pibgorn on several occasions.
- The cast of Pibgorn were guests at the wedding of Edda's former English teacher, Diane Aramus, and the former Father Francis Durley.
- D-Day Guided Amnesia: Why Bill was missing for ten years. While he's completely healthy physically, he's being annoyingly coy about his mental state.
- A Date With Randy Palms: Edda imagining Seth's serial dating phase. Seth is less-than-amused that his past anguish is his roommate's (and now her mother's) Fetish fuel.
- December-December Romance: Gran/Keisel. Gran/Thorax before that.
- Defrosting Ice King: Kiesel.
- Did You Just Have Sex?: During the trip to the music competition in Brussels, Edda and Amos finally do the deed (the infamous "hand-sex"), with corresponding moment-after smiles.
- Disappeared Dad: Edda's. He's blonde, has a trophy wife, and is despised by Edda and Juliette. Kiesl left after being told that Bill is the better choice.
- The Ditz: Roger (unless he's trolling Seth). "We need to talk." A minute later: "So, what did you want to talk about?"
- Double Standard: Straight couples get weeks of steamy scenes; Seth and his boyfriend kissed once and then Seth got weeks of steamy scenes after hooking up with Fernanda.
- Dragon Lady
- Dutch Angle: One of the more confusing elements of the strip is McEldowney's insistence on drawing his characters at neck-straining camera angles to cram in more words and or legs.
- Eaglelander: Brooke McEldowney, very much flavor two. The Family-Unfriendly Aesop of his World War Two story lines was that the Evil Brit Designated Antagonist had to do whatever the Americans told him, no questions asked, since they were defending a country that didn't actually need defending at that point.
- Eternal Sexual Freedom: Some of the PDAs Edna (Young Gram) and Lt. Kiesl got up to would get you tossed out of most places today. (Or at the very least a pointed "Get a Room!"). In 1950s New York City, you'd get the cops called on you. They did get the attention of a cop when Kiesl's ice cream cone melted and Edna cleaned his fingers with her tongue.
- Even The Gays Want Her: Seth "falls in love" with Fernanda - specifically her tango skills. Apparently he can't judge the talent of his ballet partner while "working". And then he sleeps with her, or rather her "skills".
- Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Except Seth's ex-boyfriend and two of Edda's friends who haven't shown up in about a year.
- Everyone Can See It / Transparent Closet: Everyone just knows Roger is gay except Edda and the guy himself. How they can tell: he's snarky, has a huge vocabulary and has been hiding his sexuality by having lots of sex with his wife Penny and maybe pretending to have poor taste in food (or maybe he has no time and money for good food after taking care of his eleven children).
- Evil Brit: In the World War Two flashback, the English are generally portrayed in an unsympathetic light and a British military officer is the villain by default.
- Expy: Isabel seems to be an expy of Pibgorn succubus Drusilla, only with short hair. The Straw Feminist might be another Pibgorn expy: Death herself, which makes her militant pro-abortion stance considerably creepier.
- Fan Boy: When Seth becomes a fan of someone he becomes infatuated with them, whether they're an old woman with a pinched face or a young woman who insulted him once.
- Fan Nickname: "Colonel Iago" for Col. Yancey.
- Fan Service: Oh-so-many Sunday strips.
- Flanderization: Juliette goes from strict but fair teacher to a straight-up Sadist Teacher; Edda goes from Genki Girl with a violent streak to lust-crazed woman.
- For the Evulz: Isabel's reason for seducing Amos is simply because he's already taken with Edda.
- The Corrupt Corporate Executives decide to mess around with the fine print in Edda's contract after she spent all her advance money on a cello for Amos 'cause it's funny. It doesn't quite work since Edda has no problem being a lingerie model.
- Father Of A Thousand Young: Roger, father of eleven "Stepford Children". Seriously, they come in batches of identical blonde twins and triplets and when Seth goes to Roger's place they appear en masse out of nowhere and just stare.
- Foregone Conclusion: We already know Gran chooses Bill in the end, it's stated right at the beginning of the arc!
- From a Certain Point of View:
Gran: I didn't say that was how I met and fell in love with your dad. I said that was how I met and fell in love with your father.
- Gentle Giant: Thorax; Edda's dance partner. He's about a head taller than the rest of the cast, except when he isn't.
- Gentleman Snarker: Seth and Thorax, to some extant.
- Get a Room
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: The stunningly blatant "handjive" strips, which the author is keen to remind his readers that they are, in fact, his hands.
- Combined with Stealth Pun: A Sunday strip featuring Edda and Amos making out at the piano included a musical notation that means "hold it as long as possible".
- Panel 1: Fernanda reenters Seth's room after taking a shower, her bathrobe tightly closed. Panel 2: Back view of Fernanda hugging Seth, her bathrobe now open. (Seth's wearing pajamas and Edda, who's been in the room the whole time, is now standing behind him).
- When this Sunday strip got pulled for implied sexual content 
- The Ghost / Long-Lost Uncle Aesop: Juliette's brother, Roger. Unseen and mentioned so rarely that many thought McEldowney made him up on the spot at the end of Edna's flashback arc. As of November 2010, he's appeared at Edda and Seth's place to rain on "Gamma's" lovechild happy ending parade and probably come out of the closet.
- Girl Next Door: What the Nicolette Cignet execs have found in Edda ("She's sexy yet innocent and even patriotic!"). For some reason this is bad but they keep using her anyway and even hire Seth "for the ladies".
- Glamorous Wartime Singer: Edna
- Good Girls Avoid Abortion
- Gratuitous German: And French, and musical notes.
- Happily Married: Juliette and her professor husband; Amos and Edda in the future.
- Hatedom: A lot on The Comics Curmudgeon, including how the smug, arrogant Seth is always right, to the point of Marty Stu. The bit about closeted uncle Roger being lectured by situationally-sexual Seth didn't win them any fans at Something Awful either.
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: In the past, Seth tried to deny his sexuality by being a serial dater. Now he inverts the trope by mentioning his homosexuality seemingly every chance he gets. And Roger fathered eleven children.
- Lately Seth seems to be inverting this thanks to him being unable to resolve his attraction to Fernanda against his stated sexuality and it becoming a case of Have I Mentioned I Am Gay?.
- The Hecate Sisters: Edda: Maiden (!), Juliette: Mother, Gran: Crone.
- Heteronormative Crusader: Possibly Roger, although it's not yet clear if he knows Seth is gay. *Update*: Roger may not know about Seth, but Seth has figured something out about Roger.
- Seth really, really, really wants Edda and Amos to get married and have their (still unconfirmed) kid, and god help Edda if she considers an abortion.
- Honor Before Reason: The resolution to the flashback arc's Love Triangle seemed to be that Edna chose to honor her promise to Bill (whom she hasn't seen in a decade and just learned was still alive), despite the fact that loved - and was days away from marrying - Kiesl.
- Seth proposing to Fernanda after learning that he was not only her first love but had taken her virginity as well. He's very relived when Fernanda rejects the proposal.
- Amos is very certain Edda will want the ring he's giving her.
- Horror-Inducing Slight: Seth upon spotting Roger's mismatched socks.
- Edda doesn't take her mother comparing one's children to spinach stuck in one's teeth very well She meant all of Roger's children after the second set of twins and how he's stuck in the role of straight dad forever.
- I Have No Son: Or sister, rather. One of the first things Roger does when he's introduced is to point out that Juliette is just his half-sister, even though he only learned the true story about their parents about the same time as she did. It's possible that Juliette rubbed the fact that she was a true love-child in his face a one too many times in between.
- I Want Grandkids: Well, "nieces or nephews" for Seth (Juliette, the actual potential grandma, has confidence in Edda's decision, whatever that may be): he's so obsessed with Edda being pregnant that he's got her wedding dress all ready, forbids her from even thinking about an abortion, and threatens to transform the guest bedroom into the most over-the-top nursery even if she does. In Seth's defense it'd be hard for him to adopt a kid and be a professional ballet dancer (there's no proof he and his boyfriend have actually reunited), plus it's possible gay adoption/marriage isn't legal in New York yet due to comic-book-time.
- I Was Quite a Looker: The WWII flashback showed Edna/Gran as a virtual clone of Edda.
- Identical Grandchild: Edda to Gran.
- Idiot Plot / Idiot Ball: Edda wakes up feeling unusually nauseous and thinks she's pregnant. She goes from her home in New York City to her mom and stepdad in Connecticut, flies to her grandma and half/step/biological grandpa in Austria, flies back to NYC, tells her boyfriend Amos and her roommate Seth that she might be pregnant, and then has the courage to have a pregnancy test done only after Seth berates her for being an idiot and a coward for "not wanting to know the answer" in the first place.
- If It's You It's Okay: The most generous interpretation of the proudly gay Seth sleeping with Fernanda.
- Informed Ability /OffStageVillainy: Fernanda Jons, a South American ballet dancer who is said to be more talented than Edda and was bigoted towards Invisible to Gaydar Seth a couple years ago. As far as we're shown, she's actually just a normal (well, as normal as a talented ballet dancer can be) girl who said something stupid once because she was trying to cover up a crush on him.
- The Nicolette Cignet clothing corp is described by Edda as a cabal of blood-drinking demon-worshipers but we never see them actually demon-worshiping and Edda has a long-established hatred of authority (they are at least revealed to be pretty huge jerk asses and aware of it: "Gentlemen (if that's what we actually are)...").
- Informed Attribute: Lots, but Roger's closeted homosexuality really stands out. Basically it's true because Seth said so.
- Add to that list Edda's (apparently) long-standing love for pulling the old whoopee cushion gag.
- Edda sure has a noticeably nicer rear than her friend, beating out all the other ballerinas, she sure does.
- Insult Backfire: Sister "Caligula", attempting to admonish Edda for her wild ways, asks what would happen if the army decided to have a dance party instead of fighting. Edda: "Peace?" Sister Caligula: Face Palm.
- For some reason, the corrupt corporate execs think Edda would be adverse to being a lingerie model.
- Intellectual Animal: Solange the cat, as well as an adopted/rescued greyhound and possibly another dog; haven't turned up in a long time.
- Keeping Secrets Sucks: Edda can't keep a secret to save her life, partially because they eventually become toxic inside her and partially because she loves seeing people's reactions when she tells.
- Edda can't reveal to anyone that she's a fashion company's new spokes-ass, surprising Amos when he recognizes her in a giant poster. He shouldn't be that surprised, since she told him she's the company's "Golden Hind" before signing.
- Longest Pregnancy Ever: After two or three years the pregnant ex-nun has finally started going through labor. Edda's going to be pregnant for the next decade, if she's really pregnant.
- Love Makes You Stupid: Gran's reason for not immediately informing her future husband that she'd been compromised was that the German officer that told her to her face that they knew what she was was that he was a good-looking morally ambiguous figure.
- Make-Out Kids: Edda & Amos
- Mama Bear: Edda is "the love of [Juliette's] life" and God have mercy on anyone who harms her. When Juliette finds out that Edda thinks she's pregnant, she wants to either hustle Amos to a church to get married with a shotgun at his back or bury his corpse and salt the earth.
- Manipulative Bastard : O'Malley's superior officer, Colonel Yancey. It was revealed that he decided a long time ago that O'Malley and Edna had to get married no matter what the cost to themselves or their children simply to make himself feel better about being the incompetent buffoon who set everyone up to fail in the first place.
- May-December Romance: When Amos and Gran got into an IM relationship. Amos posed as a military officer, and Gran as a hot Portuguese woman.
- Meaningful Name: Juliette, Edda (after grandma Edna).
- Messy Hair: Amos'. It is/was possibly sentient and a black hole.
- Edda's dance partner's boyfriend (as well as the girl who was crushing on him -- unfortunately they looked like twins).
- Mood Whiplash: Edda and Juliette have a pleasant meeting with their newly-discovered bio-grand/father Kiesel, then they admonish him for wasting his life pining for their grand/mother Edna, then he travels to Pennsylvania to pay a surprise visit to Edna, then she's shocked and doesn't want to meet his gaze, then they kiss, then Thorax shows up and silently leaves, and finally Edna moves to Vienna with Kiesel where she's promptly mistaken for Kiesel's wife.
- More Teeth Than the Osmond Family: A frequent knock on McEldowney's art: grinning characters appear to have triple the normal number of teeth. Also, women charcters frequently bare their teeth and/or snarl when they're in a sexy mood, so whenever the characters get frisky, the women always look like they're about to tear out the men's throats.
- Name's... Similar Enough: Kiesl is mistakenly given an obituary after a man named Keisel dies. This wouldn't be quite so Egregious if their respective names weren't Peter and Johannes.
- New Relatives As The Plot Demands: Looked that way with the mention that Juliette has a sibling (Bill's biological child) who's never been mentioned before. Turns out her brother Roger has been established as such (but never seen) as far back as 2004. But as far as anyone can tell, he's been mentioned less than a dozen times, and not since 2005.
- The Nicknamer: Edda nicknamed her teacher/principal "Sister Caligula", her aunt "Penny-Auntie" and her roommate "App-Sethalby".
- No Bisexuals: Seth still insists that he's gay despite being very, very attracted to Fernanda. He claims he's actually in love with her skills as a dancer despite constantly complimenting her on her beauty oh, and he sleeps with her.
- Not to mention bisexuality never coming up as a possibility with regard to Roger.
- No Sense of Distance / No Sense of Time: (possibly, I've never randomly decided to take a weekend trip to Europe) Juliette and Edda fly to Austria to drop in on Gran and Kiesel to tell them they might be great-grandparents and because Edda needs to talk to Gran and just as suddenly fly back to New York.
- Nubile Savage: Juliette often fantasizes about being Panther Woman, Queen of the Jungle.
- Only One Voice: All the characters are exceptionally verbose. It makes sense for Juliette to speak like this since she's a professor who routinely thrashes med students verbally and academically, but it never seemed as though Amos and Edda's Catholic school was quite that posh.
- They also look alike: Juliet's husband is Pibgorns Geoff with grey hair; Young Gran is a dead-ringer for Edda; there's three identical brunettes (Drucilla the succubus, Isabel the pianist, and Fernanda the ballerina) and at one point Edda is talking to Isabel (Portuguese/older/worldly/short curly hair) and Edda like Fernanda's (South American/younger/"innocent"-ish/long wavy hair) saucy protege.
- The first daily color strip is presumably Amos complementing Edda, but they're shown from the waist down so for all we know it could be Edda's mother and stepfather.
- Obfuscating Stupidity / What an Idiot!: Roger's denial could be one of these. When Seth tells him about being gay, Roger gives a list of various meanings of "gay" ("You think I'm happy? Or should I list a bunch of bright colors?") except the obvious one. Seth can't tell if Roger is serious or trolling and it bugs the hell out of him.
- One Head Taller: Seth is a head taller and a body-size wider than all the characters except Thorax. This does not stop Fernanda from occasionally being the same height as they dance (or "dance").
- Apparently Brooke in real life, seen here. For reference, the woman on the right is around 5'11".
- Pair the Spares: The two slightly older people who tried to seduce Amos and Edda.
- Pet the Dog: Seth's Revenge for Fernanda's comment about American dancers being unmanly is to be as nice to her as possible. What Edda would like to do to her is a bit less psychological.
- Pin Up: The Nicolette Cignet Pin Up collection, with special appearance by Edda's, um, kitty.
- Poor Communication Kills: Edda and Amos' relationship hit a snag when he couldn't stop babbling about real-life concert musician Hillary Hahn; since she wouldn't tell him what was bothering him, he had no idea why she was angry.
- The intelligence operation that Gran was involved in would have gone much smoother had the OSS lieutenant in charge told the British colonel whose POW camp she was assigned to who she was and why she was there. As it stands, her future husband got busted down to buck private for beating the snot out of the poor sap he failed to inform.
- Retcon: A Sunday strip from the early 2000s has an old picture of WW 2 Gran with jet-black hair; of course, this could've been before her mission and she took to bleaching it.
- Running Gag: Roger's horrible taste in everything: he prefers aerosol cheese and jug wine to aged Gouda and Cabernet, although having to take care of 11 children might have something to do with it.
- Sadist Teacher: Juliette. Not only does she compare her students to cattle, she flies off into a blind rage the second one of them refers to her as anything other than Doctor Burber.
- "Sister Caligula", scary head-nun of Edda's school.
- Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!: Gran, Gran, Gran.
- Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful: This is pretty much Edda's philosophy; simply put, she can do things we can't because she's pretty and young. Similarly, Juliette can get away with a lot because she's beautiful, smart, and can put the fear into the Good Old Boys at her school.
- Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right: The soon-to-be-formerly pregnant ex-nun's ex-priest husband is in a meeting with The Pope and basically says "Screw The Pope, I'm going to be a dad!"
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Every character in the strip.
- Sexy Discretion Shot: "Handjive."
- Sexy Priest: One shows up and falls in love with a nun at Edda's school. She rejects him, but after they quit their respective orders they begin a relationship.
- Shaggy Dog Story: As we know, the extended flashback was Gran's way of telling Juliette the story of how she met and fell in love with her biological father; when it concluded, Juliette was astonished by the realization that Gran wasn't talking about the war hero who raised her but the Nazi opera singer who Gran had slept with before marrying him.
- She's Got Legs: All the female characters have or had them.
- Shout-Out / Take That: Several weeks of The Devil's Dictionary-style definitions circa 2007:
Truth: Noun. That which most easily appeals to the fears, hopes, and prejudices of the hearer; in essence, a lie.
- "Shut Up" Kiss
- Sibling Yin-Yang: Juliette was a divorced mother of one while her brother Roger seems to be a Happily Married father of eleven. Juliette is also proud to be a literal love-child while Roger has issues with his mother's past; Juliette is a uninhibitedly passionate woman while Roger is a stereotypically conservative Catholic (and if Seth is right, a closeted one); Juliette is happily remarried while Roger just got divorced.
- Single Issue Psychosis: If we're to take the entire Kiesl arc at face value, Gran's crabby bitterness and general anger at the world can be traced directly to giving up her true love in order to keep a promise to another. Once said love returns to her five decades later, that bitterness near-instantly vanishes.
- Slice of Life: The comic's mode before Amos and Edda went to Julliard (a year early, 'cause they're so talented).
- So Beautiful It's a Curse: The Nicolette Cignet execs want to fire Edda because she's too wholesome-looking and is getting more attention than their clothes. Apparently the last thing a fashion corp wants is for people to look at their ads.
- Spicy Latina: Fernanda (South America; actually quite mild) and Isabel (Portugal, The Vamp). Gran once posed as a hot Portuguese woman online.
- Spin-Off: Pibgorn
- Star-Crossed Lovers: Edna and Kiesl.
- Invisible to Gaydar: Seth, Edda's dance partner/roommate. His art-dealer(?) boyfriend is slightly more emotional and dramatic.
- Straw Feminist: A random woman who's either a colleague of Juliette's (and thus a doctor) or a mere jewelry retailer, who thinks that all unplanned pregnancies must be aborted, not knowing that Juliette was unplanned and the old woman she's talking to is Juliette's mother. Brooke later clarified:
Q: Dear Mr. McEldowney, your cartoon yesterday was an offense and an insult to all people who uphold a woman's right to...
Q: Well, I don't know anybody who would say such a thing!
- Tall, Dark and Snarky: Juliette, Gran, Edda, Seth, Sister "Caligula", and Roger.
- Surprise Pregnancy: Probably. Edda felt sick one morning, traveled from NYC to her mother and stepfather in Connecticut, flew to Austria and back, told the news to Amos and Seth, and she still hadn't taken a pregnancy test. She finally went to a doctor after Seth pointed out how stupid she was for not "anointing the stick"; the doctor revealed that whatever state she's in is "the most happy result". Convenient Miscarriage seems to be out so far since even Edda would've noticed that. Turns out it was just a scare, although an abnormal period means she might have something that could make her barren.
- Tap on the Head: Averted hard; the doctor handling Bill O'Malley's case told Yancey flat out that his former subordinate was a shell of the man he used to be.
- Too Much Information: Remember, the WWII flashback is being told by an elderly mother to her daughter, plus her granddaughter and an entire ballet company eavesdropping on the phone. And later by elderly biological father to just-discovered daughter and granddaughter. Lampshaded, far too late, here:
- Triang Relations: Edna, Bill, and Kiesl.
- It would've been Edna, Thorax and Kiesel (Thorax was Edna's current boyfriend), but Thorax left as soon as he saw Kiesel and Edna together.
- Edda, Amos, and Mary, a friend of Edda's whom Amos had a major crush on in high school. When Mary visits them in college, Edda frets that Amos will remember his crush; fortunately Amos doesn't remember her (or at least has enough sense to claim that in front of Edda) and they pretty much spend the whole visit making out in front of her.
- Very likely Seth, his boyfriend, and Fernanda - nope, Seth and Fernanda just end, and his boyfriend has hardly said anything about it.
- Love Dodecahedron (now retired): Edda, Amos, Isabel, Burkhardt, and Janice. Violist Burkhardt Kriegl was first introduced as the boyfriend of Edda's fellow ballerina Janice; he later focused his attentions on Edda, who was not dating Amos van Hoesen at the time, leaving him "fair game" for his accompanist, pianist Isabel Florin. This was later resolved by pairing Isabel with Burkhardt and allowing Janice to pull a Brother Chuck.
- Trickster God / Trolling Creator: God/"God", an incredibly smug, wormy-looking little man in a suit who previously decided to replace humans with cockroaches because he couldn't stand that such petty things resembled him, starting with a pregnant ex-nun's fetus she gave birth to a perfectly normal baby human girl. He's talked about quitting his job and letting "the suits" take over and claiming that he prefers the "small talk" of said ex-nun's prayers to "Sister Caligula's" strict performance reviews.
- Twist Ending: Bill, you're not the father! But is it really a twist if everyone saw it coming? The only surprising thing about the ending was its abruptness after months of Edna and Kiesl's romance.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: A flash-forward showed Edda and Amos as a Happily Married couple reminiscing about their childhood.
- While Juliette's second husband isn't ugly, he looks far too tame to handle his very passionate wife.
- The Vamp: Juliette and Isabel.
- Wall of Text: To the point where it almost looks like the word balloons want to stab the characters.
- Wham! Episode
- White Void World: With the occasional gradient; where much of the action takes place. Brooke was kind enough to put in some effort when Juliette and Edda visit Kiesel's grave in Vienna. Has become a very dark grayscale world in newsprint since Brooke started using color, starting with a strip that takes place at night and shows two characters from the waist down. Lately, pretty much all you can see is the characters' faces and limbs (although that may just be the LA Times).
- Whole-Episode Flashback: The WII flashback starring a MUCH younger Gran.
- Whole-Plot Reference / Homage: "Sister Caligula" in an extended tribute to The Owl And The Pussycat with God/"God" and Thorax as a third wheel.
- Write What You Know: Brooke really did attend Julliard, though as an oboe player , not a cellist.
- Younger Than They Look: Edda and Amos are twenty years old at most, but their mature style of speaking can cause some confusion. Seth is probably not much older, but at least one viewer thought he and Edda's uncle Roger were both in their twenties despite Roger having a receding hairline.
- In January of 1996, I drew this innocent (to my mind) little cartoon. It went past my syndicate editors at the time, who, I admit, possessed the combined I.Q. of drain hair, however, they - as I - saw nothing wrong with it. It passed the scrutiny of features editors both in North America and abroad, also without hiccup. Then it appeared in print, and Sunday schools country wide were curtailed so their teachers might retire to restroom stalls and object in hyperventilating privacy. Chickweed was canceled forthwith, most noticeably at the Houston Chronicle. A letter sent to my syndicate, and speaking for many like-minded people, blurted, "THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!" Previously, I gathered, I had been providing enough straw to supply a good sized dairy farm and have enough left over for a tableau vivant nativity crèche; but the very last straw was this one. For those of you who cannot see the cause of the objection, you are fine, unsullied people, most likely dull company, but fine nonetheless. For those of you who see an act of oral sex, shame on you. Your Sunday school class is waiting.
- See the first page quote.
- She bought Kiesl his very first ice cream, then licked it off his fingers. In public.