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"Officer Kronk":

Kronk: If you keep having me dungeoning people you're gonna end up Emperor of Nothing. Just like that guy... in the story... who, uh, ended up Emperor... of Nothing.

"Evil and Eviller":

Mr. Moleguaco: (strapped to a lunette) Being bad isn't... good.

Kuzco: Thanks for the obvious, Mr. M. I don't know what I'll do without you.

Mr. Moleguaco: Now can you let me out of this thing? I didn't think ahead.

Kuzco: No way. I'm trouble with a capital "T". (whispering to Malina) Trouble does start with a "T", right?

Mr. Moleguaco: You're about to be in BIG TROUBLE!!

Kuzco: (Beat) Do you have a hacksaw?

Kuzco: Ms. Ni? What's your sister's name, Ms. Elbow? Ha. I'm trouble.

Ms. Ni: Actually, my sister's name is Ms. Ni too since Ni is our last name.

Kuzco: Yeah, well, what's your brother's... er, huh, I mean... wait give me a sec...

Ms. Ni: I should mention I'm now in charge of student discipline. Troublemakers will be dealt with swiftly and severly--

Kuzco: I got it! What's your mother's maiden name, Ms. Elbow?

Kronk: Okay, okay. Let me see if I understand. Because her name is Ni, which sounds like "knee", then it would be funny if her mother's real name also represented a hinging joint of the body. Is that... right?

Kuzco: You got it, Kronky.

Kronk: Ha ha ha! Ms. Elbow! Rich!

Kuzco: I'm on fire!

Ms. Ni: No you're not. But since you seem to be a troublemaker, I'll be watching you from now on.

Yzma (Principal Amzy): Eh, I'll be watching you too.

"Kuzclone"
- Kuzco's paper on his best friend, Brad Bowllama:

"Brad Bowllama, my super-cool and very funny best friend by Kuzco
Brad Bowllama is a super-cool and funny and he use to be emperor and he's funny. He likes everything I like and he hates cauliflower which I hate too. He doesn't like Yzma either. He thinks Malina is a hotty-hot-hot-hot-hotty, and should spend more time with Kuzco. And did I mention he's super-cool and he's funny? Because he is. The end."
Yzma: Kronk! (rips her Principal Amzy disguise) It's me!
Kronk: Wow! Right, then who am I? (rips his clothes off, revealing his underwear)
Yzma: You're Kronk. In underwear.
Kronk: (covers himself) Aah!

"Attack Sub"

Mr. Moleguaco: This morning we're going to discuss relative pronouns, such as "what" and "that".
Kuzco: What? When are we ever gonna use that?

- One of Kuzco and Kronk's plan to get out of class involves a radiation meltdown.

Kuzco: There's been a dangerous radiation leak!
Kronk: (runs out of the class with a wooden arm tied to him) Oh no! A third arm! This dangerous radiation leak must be turning me... into a mutant!
Mr. Moleguaco: (rips the arm off) Your mutant arm is made of wood.

In "Girls Behaving Oddly," Kuzco pointing out all the signs that Malina isn't taking it easy (i.e. bulging eyes, flared nostrils, and scary teeth) and that she looks like Pacha when he's angry, complete with a picture of an angry Pacha with red eyes.

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 * "Officer Kronk":
-{{quote| '''Kronk:''' If you keep having me dungeoning people you're gonna end up Emperor of Nothing. Just like that guy... in the story... [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|who, uh, ended up Emperor... of Nothing]].}}
+{{quote|'''Kronk:''' If you keep having me dungeoning people you're gonna end up Emperor of Nothing. Just like that guy... in the story... [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|who, uh, ended up Emperor... of Nothing]].}}
 * "Evil and Eviller":
-{{quote| '''Mr. Moleguaco:''' ''(strapped to a lunette)'' Being bad isn't... [[Captain Obvious|good]].<br />
+{{quote|'''Mr. Moleguaco:''' ''(strapped to a lunette)'' Being bad isn't... [[Captain Obvious|good]].<br />
 '''Kuzco:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Thanks for the obvious, Mr. M. I don't know what I'll do without you.]]<br />
 '''Mr. Moleguaco:''' Now can you let me out of this thing? I didn't think ahead.<br />
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 '''Kronk:''' [[Don't Explain the Joke|Okay, okay. Let me see if I understand. Because her name is Ni, which sounds like "knee", then it would be funny if her mother's real name also]] [[Theme Naming|represented a hinging joint of the body.]] [[Don't Explain the Joke|Is that... right?]]<br />
 '''Kuzco:''' You got it, Kronky.<br />
-'''Kronk:''' Ha ha ha! [[Late to The Punchline|Ms. Elbow!]] Rich!<br />
+'''Kronk:''' Ha ha ha! [[Late to the Punchline|Ms. Elbow!]] Rich!<br />
 '''Kuzco:''' I'm on fire!<br />
 '''Ms. Ni:''' No you're not. But since you seem to be a troublemaker, I'll be watching you from now on.<br />
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 * "Kuzclone"
 ** Kuzco's paper on his best friend, Brad Bowllama:
-{{quote| "''Brad Bowllama, my super-cool and very funny best friend'' by Kuzco<br />
+{{quote|"''Brad Bowllama, my super-cool and very funny best friend'' by Kuzco
-Brad Bowllama is a super-cool and funny and he use to be emperor and he's funny. He likes everything I like and he hates cauliflower which I hate too. He doesn't like Yzma either. He thinks Malina is a hotty-hot-hot-hot-hotty, and should spend more time with Kuzco. And did I mention he's super-cool and he's funny? Because he is. The end."<br />
+Brad Bowllama is a super-cool and funny and he use to be emperor and he's funny. He likes everything I like and he hates cauliflower which I hate too. He doesn't like Yzma either. He thinks Malina is a hotty-hot-hot-hot-hotty, and should spend more time with Kuzco. And did I mention he's super-cool and he's funny? Because he is. The end."
-'''Yzma:''' Kronk! ''(rips her Principal Amzy disguise)'' It's me!<br />
+'''Yzma:''' Kronk! ''(rips her Principal Amzy disguise)'' It's me!
-'''Kronk:''' Wow! Right, then who am I? ''(rips his clothes off, revealing his underwear)''<br />
+'''Kronk:''' Wow! Right, then who am I? ''(rips his clothes off, revealing his underwear)''
-'''Yzma:''' You're Kronk. In underwear.<br />
+'''Yzma:''' You're Kronk. In underwear.
 '''Kronk:''' ''(covers himself)'' Aah! }}
 * "Attack Sub"
-{{quote| '''Mr. Moleguaco:''' This morning we're going to discuss relative pronouns, such as "what" and "that".<br />
+{{quote|'''Mr. Moleguaco:''' This morning we're going to discuss relative pronouns, such as "what" and "that".
 '''Kuzco:''' What? When are we ever gonna use that? }}
 ** One of Kuzco and Kronk's plan to get out of class involves a radiation meltdown.
-{{quote| '''Kuzco:''' There's been a dangerous radiation leak!<br />
+{{quote|'''Kuzco:''' There's been a dangerous radiation leak!
-'''Kronk:''' ''(runs out of the class with a wooden arm tied to him)'' Oh no! A third arm! This dangerous radiation leak must be turning me... into a mutant!<br />
+'''Kronk:''' ''(runs out of the class with a wooden arm tied to him)'' Oh no! A third arm! This dangerous radiation leak must be turning me... into a mutant!
 '''Mr. Moleguaco:''' ''(rips the arm off)'' Your mutant arm is made of wood. }}
-* In "Girls Behaving Oddly," Kuzco pointing out all the signs that Malina isn't taking it easy (i.e. bulging eyes, flared nostrils, and scary teeth) and that she looks like Pacha when he's angry, complete with a picture of an angry Pacha with [[Red Eyes Take Warning|red eyes]].
+* In "Girls Behaving Oddly," Kuzco pointing out all the signs that Malina isn't taking it easy (i.e. bulging eyes, flared nostrils, and scary teeth) and that she looks like Pacha when he's angry, complete with a picture of an angry Pacha with [[Red Eyes, Take Warning|red eyes]].
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-[[Category:The Emperors New School]]
+[[Category:The Emperor's New School]]
 [[Category:Funny]]