The Other Darrin/Quotes

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Lisa: Isn't mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows that weren't good enough for the fall schedule?
Homer: You're thinking of all the other years. This year's shows are classic. There's "The Laughter Family" -- that's animated. Networks like animation 'cause they don't have to pay the actors squat!
Ned Flanders: (appears with voice provided by Karl Wiedergott) Plus, they can replace them, and no one can tell the diddley-ifference!

The Simpsons, "Homer to the Max"

Corny Collins: You can't fire Corny Collins from The Corny Collins Show!
Velma Von Tussle: They do it all the time on Lassie!

"What the?!? They replaced Darrin!"

David Morgan-Mar, Irregular Webcomic.

"Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him!"

Duffman, "Jaws Wired Shut" episode of The Simpsons

Dr. Manhattan: You know what's interesting?
Sabretooth: What?
Dr. Manhattan: I can understand anything about nuclear and particle physics.
Sabretooth: Yeah?
Dr. Manhattan: And I can invent technological advances decades ahead of their time.
Sabretooth: Uh-huh.
Dr. Manhattan: And I can even understand the concept of time to the point where I do not experience it linearly.
Sabretooth: Right.
Dr. Manhattan: And even I don't know how Liev Schrieber could become Tyler Mane.

Kimimar: Didn't you used to be British?
Kabuto: Didn't you used to be healthy?

Roseanne: How could they replace a major character like Darrin?
Jackie: Well, it was a hit show. They knew they could get away with anything.
Becky: Ah, well. I like the second Darrin much better.

—From the opening scene of "Homecoming", the first episode of season six of Roseanne, in which Sarah Chalke played Becky for the first time.