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This is a Self Demonstrating page for Boisterous Bruiser. Go there for the real page.

Ha ha you cannot escape, puny Tropers! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM DABLONE!

Hello, all you tropers out there! I am Dablone! Ha Ha Ha!

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, where is that trope, that Toblerone you heard so much about. You are thinking, what am I doing here, ha? Well, you can find it here if you want, but I don't think you do.

Why? Because what you really want is ME! Dablone! Ha! You don't want pansy tropes with wimpy names. You want BIG VOICE and BIG GUN and DABLONE! So why'd they change the name, you say?

It's because they are jealous of Dablone. They look at all attention Toblerone has and they envy me. They say I don't have good name. They say it's too mixed-up with sweet, sweet candy. But that's okay. Let them change it. Ha! I will be right here! Waiting for them! Just when they think they have gotten rid of Dablone, they will click the link and BAM! Ha Ha!

Examples! HA!

Me! Dablone! From Escape 2000! I'm the only example!.
- Sometimes, me and Brian Blessed (he gets mad when you don't spell his name in ALL-CAPS, but that's okay because sometimes I like to spell it DABLONE) get into a Ham-Off, where we each try to eat as much scenery as we can. Sometimes, I let him win so he doesn't feel bad.
- It has been known to happen that we also hang out with MINSC! AHAHA! He is a SWEET GUY and his hamster is ADORABLE!
- Before we all got renamed, I used to join up with my friends Jonas-man and the Card and go watch our FAVORITE show Super Punk Octo Pudding Gas Mark Seven! Oh man, that show cracked me up!
- Oh, and these days I hang out with Heavy Weapons Guy too. He is MY KINDA GUY!
- Sometimes I like to chill out with AQUAMAN, too. He's an outrageous guy.
- Some day I'd like to hang out with Mike McShane and Steve Frost! Funniest damn show I've ever seen! Mike even read the credits once as Brian Blessed!! And Steve can get laughs USING JUST HIS ASS! TWICE!!!
- The Expendables baby!! Every time I watch that movie I go through TWO SIX-PACKS, A EXTRA-LARGE POPCORN AND HOT DOGS YOU COULD CRASH A CAR INTO! AND I'VE WATCHED IT SIX TIMES!!!

Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha! Dablone see you, silly Troper! This is real page! Other page merely page imitation of me!

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 '''Hello''', all you tropers out there! I am '''Dablone'''! Ha Ha Ha!
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 * '''Me!''' Dablone! From ''[[Escape 2000]]''! '''I'm the only example!'''.
-** Sometimes, me and '''[[Brian Blessed|BRIAN BLESSED]]''' (he gets '''mad''' when you don't spell his name in '''ALL-CAPS''', but that's '''okay''' because sometimes I like to spell it '''DABLONE''') get into a '''[[Ham to Ham Combat|Ham-Off]]''', where we each try to '''[[Chewing the Scenery|eat as much scenery]]''' as we can. Sometimes, I '''[[I Let You Win|let him win]]''' so he doesn't '''feel bad'''.
+** Sometimes, me and '''[[Brian Blessed]]''' (he gets '''mad''' when you don't spell his name in '''ALL-CAPS''', but that's '''okay''' because sometimes I like to spell it '''DABLONE''') get into a '''[[Ham-to-Ham Combat|Ham-Off]]''', where we each try to '''[[Chewing the Scenery|eat as much scenery]]''' as we can. Sometimes, I '''[[I Let You Win|let him win]]''' so he doesn't '''feel bad'''.
-** It has been known to happen that we also hang out with '''[[Baldurs Gate|MINSC]]'''! AHAHA! He is a '''SWEET GUY''' and his hamster is '''ADORABLE'''!
+** It has been known to happen that we also hang out with '''[[Baldur's Gate|MINSC]]'''! AHAHA! He is a '''SWEET GUY''' and his hamster is '''ADORABLE'''!
 ** Before we all got '''<big>renamed</big>''', I used to '''join up''' with my friends '''[[Suspiciously Similar Substitute|Jonas-man]]''' and '''[[Cardinal Wolsey|the Card]]''' and go watch our '''FAVORITE''' show '''''[[Super Punk Octo Pudding Gas Mark Seven]]!''''' Oh man, that show '''cracked me up!'''
-** Oh, and '''these days''' I hang out with '''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Heavy Weapons Guy]]''' too. He is '''MY KINDA GUY'''!
+** Oh, and '''these days''' I hang out with '''[[Team Fortress 2|Heavy Weapons Guy]]''' too. He is '''MY KINDA GUY'''!
-** Sometimes I like to '''chill out''' with '''[[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|AQUAMAN]]''', too. He's an '''''[[Catch Phrase|outrageous]]''''' guy.
+** Sometimes I like to '''chill out''' with '''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|AQUAMAN]]''', too. He's an '''''[[Catch Phrase|outrageous]]''''' guy.
-** Some day I'd like to hang out with '''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway|Mike McShane and Steve Frost!]] Funniest damn show I've ever seen!''' Mike even read the credits once as '''[[Brian Blessed|BRIAN BLESSED]]!!''' And Steve can get laughs '''USING JUST HIS ASS!''' '''''TWICE!!!'''''
+** Some day I'd like to hang out with '''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Mike McShane and Steve Frost!]] Funniest damn show I've ever seen!''' Mike even read the credits once as '''[[Brian Blessed]]!!''' And Steve can get laughs '''USING JUST HIS ASS!''' '''''TWICE!!!'''''
 ** '''[[The Expendables]] baby!!''' Every time I watch that movie I go through [[Big Eater|TWO SIX-PACKS, A EXTRA-LARGE POPCORN AND HOT DOGS YOU COULD CRASH A CAR INTO!]] '''AND I'VE WATCHED IT''' '''''SIX TIMES!!!'''''
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-== <big>{{smallcaps|Ha Ha! Dablone see you, silly Troper! This is '''real''' page! '''[[Boisterous Bruiser|Other page]]''' merely '''page imitation''' of me!}}</big> ==
+== {{smallcaps|Ha Ha! Dablone see you, silly Troper! This is '''real''' page! '''[[Boisterous Bruiser|Other page]]''' merely '''page imitation''' of me!}} ==
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 [[Category:The Toblerone]]
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