Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Acceptable Targets
  • Cargo Ship: Janet and her "delicious guava" - along with other assorted fruit and vegetables - after she and Jonny break up.
  • Complete Monster: Dion. See his Teens Are Monsters entry on the main page.
  • Crowning Moment of Awesome - What Jonny does to the dress that Louise was going to wear to her court appearance, as a blackmail attempt.
    • Also, Donna's rant near the end of 'Filthy Brunching'.
  • Crowning Music of Awesome - The Biscuit Rap. That is all.
  • Fan-Preferred Couple: Following the events of the eighth season, a fair few fans want Janet and Wesley to get together.
    • When it looked as if Gaz and Janet were going to become an Official Couple, the fans clamoured for Gaz and Donna to make a return. It worked.
  • Fetish Fuel: Parodied in one episode where Janet dresses in a bikini made of pasties for Jonny.
  • He's Just Hiding: Many fans speculate - as well as hope - that this is true of Jonny. After all, nobody actually sees him die, and since he was savaged by a shark, it could be possible that the body was too mangled to be properly identified...
  • High Octane Nightmare Fuel - The horror episode, 'When Janet Killed Jonny', is full of this (even though the episode is played for laughs at the same time). Most of the creepiest moments involve Louise, who after being afflicted by the pub's curse, starts to saw off her own leg above the knee while being completely nonchalant about the whole thing, bashes herself in the head with a claw hammer, and then proceeds to saw her own head off.
  • It's the Same, Now It Sucks: The Gaz/Janet affair of the Seasons 7 and 8 is often accused of re-treading the same ground as their original "one night stand" storyline of earlier seasons.
  • Jumping the Shark - The entire concept of this trope is spoofed in the seventh season opener, 'When Jonny Met Sharky'. Ironically, however, many feel that the seventh season did indeed jump the shark, for various reasons.
  • Romantic Plot Tumor: Some feel this way about the Gaz/Janet affair.
  • The Scrappy: Dion, although this is probably intentional.
  • Seasonal Rot - many feel that the seventh season (with the live episode as a general exception) was a let-down. Others feel that it began with the sixth season.
  • They Changed It, Now It Sucks / Ruined FOREVER: Many fans feel this way since the ninth season changes were announced.
  • The Woobie - Everyone has their moments.