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This exchange from Hell for the Holidays:

Twayne: I decided I'm going to kill you anyway.
Mark: Wait, what?
And then Twayne proceeding to dismember Mark easily

"Mrs. Boneraper, Twayne hurt himself!"
Mark learning how to speak Manbird.

Mr. Calametti: Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language on the planet. There's over 500 variations of this phrase alone. Say it loud. Say it proud.
Mark: (Hesitantly) Sssuck my balls. (Mr. Calametti slaps him) Ah!
Mr. Calametti: You just called my father a coward!
Mark: (Cheerily) Suck my... balls!
Mr. Calametti: Now you're asking for salad.

- And later...

Mr. Calametti: You threw him off the roof!? I thought you were a social worker!

Mark: He looked ready! Clearly... he wasn't.

"Sara. No."

Twayne: This is gonna be reeeeal freaky.

The entirety of "Kill, Mark... Kill!", with the focus being on the many, many deaths of the mini-Leonards.

Mini-Leonard: I regret this decision! *After getting into a windowless van*

Mack Maggotbone's advice to Twayne in "Callie and Her Sister", to simply "think of something you like" when having public sex with her.

Twayne: Ponies, Ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies.

- And from the same episode... poor, traumatized Doug, having to see Callie's parents reunite in a way that made even Callie cringe!
After Leonard and Spell-sick Mark joust when Mark stands over Leonard this exchange occurs.

Leonard: I can see your whole shlong from down here.
Mark: Then you die a lucky man.

Clone!Mark and his glove of doom.
Pretty much the entirety of "Mark Loves Dick". Filled to the brim with hysterical Ho Yay.
- When they saw the Kraken, their response: literally pissed themselves. With one of them saying "craaaap."
The entirety of "The Dork Knight".

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 * This exchange from Hell for the Holidays:
-{{quote| '''Twayne:''' I decided I'm going to kill you anyway.<br />
+{{quote|'''Twayne:''' I decided I'm going to kill you anyway.
-'''Mark:''' Wait, what?<br />
+'''Mark:''' Wait, what?
 And then Twayne proceeding  {{spoiler|to dismember Mark easily}} }}
 * "Mrs. Boneraper, Twayne hurt himself!"
-* Mark [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=365881&title=alberts-rehabilitation learning how to speak Manbird].
+* Mark [https://web.archive.org/web/20110726102729/http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=365881&title=alberts-rehabilitation learning how to speak Manbird].
-{{quote| '''Mr. Calametti:''' Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language on the planet. There's over 500 variations of ''this phrase'' alone. Say it loud. Say it proud.<br />
+{{quote|'''Mr. Calametti:''' Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language on the planet. There's over 500 variations of ''this phrase'' alone. Say it loud. Say it proud.
-'''Mark:''' (Hesitantly) Sssuck my balls. (Mr. Calametti slaps him) Ah!<br />
+'''Mark:''' (Hesitantly) Sssuck my balls. (Mr. Calametti slaps him) Ah!
-'''Mr. Calametti:''' You ''just'' called my father a coward!<br />
+'''Mr. Calametti:''' You ''just'' called my father a coward!
-'''Mark:''' (Cheerily) Suck my... balls!<br />
+'''Mark:''' (Cheerily) Suck my... balls!
 '''Mr. Calametti:''' [[Face Palm|Now you're asking for salad]]. }}
 ** And later...
-{{quote| '''Mr. Calametti:''' You threw him ''off the'' '''roof'''!? [[What the Hell, Hero?|I thought you were a social worker]]!<br />
+{{quote|'''Mr. Calametti:''' You threw him ''off the'' '''roof'''!? [[What the Hell, Hero?|I thought you were a social worker]]!<br />
 '''Mark:''' He looked ready! [[Captain Obvious|Clearly... he wasn't]]. }}
 * "Sara. No."
-{{quote|  '''Twayne:''' This is gonna be reeeeal freaky.}}
+{{quote|'''Twayne:''' This is gonna be reeeeal freaky.}}
 * The entirety of "Kill, Mark... Kill!", with the focus being on the many, many deaths of the mini-Leonards.
-{{quote|  '''Mini-Leonard''': I regret this decision! *''After getting into a windowless van''*}}
+{{quote|'''Mini-Leonard''': I regret this decision! *''After getting into a windowless van''*}}
 * Mack Maggotbone's advice to Twayne in "Callie and Her Sister", to simply "think of something you ''like''" when having public sex with her.
-{{quote|  '''Twayne''': [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId{{=}}391384&title{{=}}the-marriage-of-twayne-and Ponies, Ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies].}}
+{{quote|'''Twayne''': [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId{{=}}391384&title{{=}}the-marriage-of-twayne-and Ponies, Ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies].}}
-** And from the same episode... poor, traumatized [[The Woobie|Doug]], having to see Callie's parents reunite [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=391383&title=when-demons-fall-in-love in a way that made even] ''Callie'' cringe!
+** And from the same episode... poor, traumatized [[The Woobie|Doug]], having to see Callie's parents reunite [https://web.archive.org/web/20110913202422/http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=391383&title=when-demons-fall-in-love in a way that made even] ''Callie'' cringe!
 * After Leonard and Spell-sick Mark joust when Mark stands over Leonard this exchange occurs.
-{{quote| '''Leonard''': I can see your whole shlong from down here.<br />
+{{quote|'''Leonard''': I can see your whole shlong from down here.
 '''Mark''': Then you die a lucky man. }}
 * Clone!Mark and his glove of doom.
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-[[Category:Funny (Animation)]]
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