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* This exchange from Hell for the Holidays: |
* This exchange from Hell for the Holidays: |
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{{quote|'''Twayne:''' I decided I'm going to kill you anyway. |
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'''Mark:''' Wait, what? |
'''Mark:''' Wait, what? |
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And then Twayne proceeding {{spoiler|to dismember Mark easily}} }} |
And then Twayne proceeding {{spoiler|to dismember Mark easily}} }} |
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* "Mrs. Boneraper, Twayne hurt himself!" |
* "Mrs. Boneraper, Twayne hurt himself!" |
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* Mark [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=365881&title=alberts-rehabilitation learning how to speak Manbird]. |
* Mark [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=365881&title=alberts-rehabilitation learning how to speak Manbird]. |
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{{quote|'''Mr. Calametti:''' Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language on the planet. There's over 500 variations of ''this phrase'' alone. Say it loud. Say it proud. |
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'''Mark:''' (Hesitantly) Sssuck my balls. (Mr. Calametti slaps him) Ah! |
'''Mark:''' (Hesitantly) Sssuck my balls. (Mr. Calametti slaps him) Ah! |
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'''Mr. Calametti:''' You ''just'' called my father a coward! |
'''Mr. Calametti:''' You ''just'' called my father a coward! |
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'''Mark:''' (Cheerily) Suck my... balls! |
'''Mark:''' (Cheerily) Suck my... balls! |
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'''Mr. Calametti:''' [[Face Palm|Now you're asking for salad]]. }} |
'''Mr. Calametti:''' [[Face Palm|Now you're asking for salad]]. }} |
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** And later... |
** And later... |
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{{quote|'''Mr. Calametti:''' You threw him ''off the'' '''roof'''!? [[What the Hell, Hero?|I thought you were a social worker]]!<br /> |
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'''Mark:''' He looked ready! [[Captain Obvious|Clearly... he wasn't]]. }} |
'''Mark:''' He looked ready! [[Captain Obvious|Clearly... he wasn't]]. }} |
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* "Sara. No." |
* "Sara. No." |
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{{quote|'''Twayne:''' This is gonna be reeeeal freaky.}} |
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* The entirety of "Kill, Mark... Kill!", with the focus being on the many, many deaths of the mini-Leonards. |
* The entirety of "Kill, Mark... Kill!", with the focus being on the many, many deaths of the mini-Leonards. |
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{{quote|'''Mini-Leonard''': I regret this decision! *''After getting into a windowless van''*}} |
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* Mack Maggotbone's advice to Twayne in "Callie and Her Sister", to simply "think of something you ''like''" when having public sex with her. |
* Mack Maggotbone's advice to Twayne in "Callie and Her Sister", to simply "think of something you ''like''" when having public sex with her. |
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{{quote|'''Twayne''': [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId{{=}}391384&title{{=}}the-marriage-of-twayne-and Ponies, Ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies].}} |
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** And from the same episode... poor, traumatized [[The Woobie|Doug]], having to see Callie's parents reunite [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=391383&title=when-demons-fall-in-love in a way that made even] ''Callie'' cringe! |
** And from the same episode... poor, traumatized [[The Woobie|Doug]], having to see Callie's parents reunite [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=391383&title=when-demons-fall-in-love in a way that made even] ''Callie'' cringe! |
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* After Leonard and Spell-sick Mark joust when Mark stands over Leonard this exchange occurs. |
* After Leonard and Spell-sick Mark joust when Mark stands over Leonard this exchange occurs. |
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{{quote|'''Leonard''': I can see your whole shlong from down here. |
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'''Mark''': Then you die a lucky man. }} |
'''Mark''': Then you die a lucky man. }} |
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* Clone!Mark and his glove of doom. |
* Clone!Mark and his glove of doom. |
Revision as of 05:50, 7 August 2014
- This exchange from Hell for the Holidays:
Twayne: I decided I'm going to kill you anyway. |
- "Mrs. Boneraper, Twayne hurt himself!"
- Mark learning how to speak Manbird.
Mr. Calametti: Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language on the planet. There's over 500 variations of this phrase alone. Say it loud. Say it proud. |
- And later...
Mr. Calametti: You threw him off the roof!? I thought you were a social worker! |
- "Sara. No."
Twayne: This is gonna be reeeeal freaky. |
- The entirety of "Kill, Mark... Kill!", with the focus being on the many, many deaths of the mini-Leonards.
Mini-Leonard: I regret this decision! *After getting into a windowless van* |
- Mack Maggotbone's advice to Twayne in "Callie and Her Sister", to simply "think of something you like" when having public sex with her.
- And from the same episode... poor, traumatized Doug, having to see Callie's parents reunite in a way that made even Callie cringe!
- After Leonard and Spell-sick Mark joust when Mark stands over Leonard this exchange occurs.
Leonard: I can see your whole shlong from down here. |
- Clone!Mark and his glove of doom.
- Pretty much the entirety of "Mark Loves Dick". Filled to the brim with hysterical Ho Yay.
- When they saw the Kraken, their response: literally pissed themselves. With one of them saying "craaaap."
- The entirety of "The Dork Knight".