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{{quote|'''T-Rex''': Guess what, mom? I got a job I don't want as a florist today, entirely by accident!
{{quote|'''T-Rex''': Guess what, mom? I got a job I don't want as a florist today, entirely by accident!
'''T-Rex's mom''': How come this sort of stuff happens to you, T-Rex?
'''T-Rex's mom''': How come this sort of stuff happens to you, T-Rex?
'''T-Rex''': MOM It's because I am trying to live in CARTOONS.|''[[Dinosaur Comics]]'', [http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001189.html March 24 2008]}}
'''T-Rex''': MOM It's because I am trying to live in CARTOONS.
|''[[Dinosaur Comics]]'', [http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001189.html March 24 2008] }}


{{quote|''What's she thinking? She's supposed to get angry and say "No way!"''|'''[[Chivalrous Pervert|Zidane]]''', ''[[Final Fantasy IX]]'', regarding [[Rebellious Princess|Dagger's]] lack of [[Tsundere]].}}
{{quote|What's she thinking? She's supposed to get angry and say "No way!"
|'''[[Chivalrous Pervert|Zidane]]''', ''[[Final Fantasy IX]]'', regarding [[Rebellious Princess|Dagger's]] lack of [[Tsundere]]. }}


{{quote|''In their heads they think that they're the hero through and through
{{quote|In their heads they think that they're the hero through and through
And not the schmuck who's gunned down in the middle of Act Two
And not the schmuck who's gunned down in the middle of Act Two
So don't mention Montana or your grandmama at home
So don't mention Montana or your grandmama at home
Or you'll just guarantee the happy hunting grounds you'll roam.''|''[http://www.khaosworks.org/filk/heroes.html Here's to the Heroes]'', Terence Chua of Khaosworks.org}}
Or you'll just guarantee the happy hunting grounds you'll roam.
|''[http://www.khaosworks.org/filk/heroes.html Here's to the Heroes]'', Terence Chua of Khaosworks.org }}

{{quote|Acetic acid would conduct electricity better [than hydrochloric acid] because that would be a good reason to put it in the question.
|''[[Tims Chemistry Exam|Tim's Chemistry Exam]]'' <ref>It doesn't.</ref> }}


{{quote|'''Booker T''': [[Name of Power|Browski Boot?]] [[Calling Your Attacks|He just called it Woo Woo Woo!]]
{{quote|''Acetic acid would conduct electricity better [than hydrochloric acid] because that would be a good reason to put it in the question.''|''[[Tims Chemistry Exam|Tim's Chemistry Exam]]'' <ref>It doesn't.</ref>}}
'''Josh Matthews''': "[[Battle Cry|No, he yells Woo Woo Woo]] before delivering the Browski Boot!
|''Friday Night Smackdown'' }}


{{quote|"Never apply a ''[[Star Trek]]'' solution to a ''[[Babylon 5]]'' problem."
{{quote|Booker T:"[[Name of Power|Browski Boot?]] [[Calling Your Attacks|He just called it Woo Woo Woo!]]"<br />
| Seen on a bulletin board at Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory}}
Josh Matthews:"[[Battle Cry|No, he yells Woo Woo Woo]] before delivering the Browski Boot!"|''Friday Night Smackdown''}}


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Latest revision as of 13:48, 22 April 2016


T-Rex: Guess what, mom? I got a job I don't want as a florist today, entirely by accident!
T-Rex's mom: How come this sort of stuff happens to you, T-Rex?
T-Rex: MOM It's because I am trying to live in CARTOONS.

What's she thinking? She's supposed to get angry and say "No way!"

Zidane, Final Fantasy IX, regarding Dagger's lack of Tsundere.

In their heads they think that they're the hero through and through
And not the schmuck who's gunned down in the middle of Act Two
So don't mention Montana or your grandmama at home
Or you'll just guarantee the happy hunting grounds you'll roam.

Here's to the Heroes, Terence Chua of Khaosworks.org

Acetic acid would conduct electricity better [than hydrochloric acid] because that would be a good reason to put it in the question.

Booker T: Browski Boot? He just called it Woo Woo Woo!
Josh Matthews: "No, he yells Woo Woo Woo before delivering the Browski Boot!

Friday Night Smackdown

"Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem."

— Seen on a bulletin board at Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
  1. It doesn't.