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{{quote|''"[[Genre Savvy|There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us, ]][[Lampshade Hanging|because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!]]"''|'''Joe''', ''[[Two Evil Scientists]]''}}
{{quote|''"[[Genre Savvy|There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us,]] [[Lampshade Hanging|because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!]]"''|'''Joe'''|''[[Two Evil Scientists]]''}}


{{quote|''"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?"''|'''[[Joseph Stalin]]''' [to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease the Pope]}}
{{quote|''"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?"''|'''[[Joseph Stalin]]''' [to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease the Pope]}}
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'''Chet:''' Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?
'''Chet:''' Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?
'''Director:''' With the army standing right outside your door
'''Director:''' With the army standing right outside your door
'''Chet:'''"Aw, fuck!|''[[Leet World]]''}}
'''Chet:'''"Aw, fuck!
|''[[Leet World]]''}}


{{quote|'''[[No Name Given|Green-haired girl]]''': Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?
{{quote|'''[[No Name Given|Green-haired girl]]''': Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?
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'''Man''': Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.
'''Man''': Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.
'''minus''': Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!
'''minus''': Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!
'''Man''': What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?|''[[Minus]]'', strip 98}}
'''Man''': What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?
|''[[Minus]]'', strip 98}}


{{quote|'''[[Evil Chancellor]]:''' Seize the rebels!
{{quote|'''[[Evil Chancellor]]:''' Seize the rebels!
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'''Chancellor:''' Do I have the necessary forces? [[You Fool!]]. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...
'''Chancellor:''' Do I have the necessary forces? [[You Fool!]]. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...
''Ala Rubra powers up''
''Ala Rubra powers up''
'''Jack Rakan:''' Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? ''*cracks knuckles*''
'''Jack Rakan:''' Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? ''[cracks knuckles]''
'''Chancellor:''' [[Oh Crap|Wh... What?!]]
'''Chancellor:''' [[Oh Crap|Wh... What?!]]
''Ala Rubra starts small-scale war''|'''''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'''''}}
''Ala Rubra starts small-scale war''
|'''''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'''''}}


{{quote|''"That's a good army."''|'''Peter Griffin''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}}
{{quote|''"That's a good army."''|'''Peter Griffin'''|''[[Family Guy]]''}}


{{quote|'''Angelica:''' ''"You and what army?"''
{{quote|'''Angelica:''' "You and what army?"
'''Suzie:''' ''[Raises her arm]'' "Me and THIS arm-y!"''|''[[Rugrats]]''}}
'''Suzie:''' ''[Raises her arm]'' "Me and THIS arm-y!"
|''[[Rugrats]]''}}




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Latest revision as of 19:51, 12 May 2024


"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?"
Joseph Stalin [to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease the Pope]

Director: I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force
Chet: Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?
Director: With the army standing right outside your door
Chet:"Aw, fuck!

Green-haired girl: Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?
Man: NO.
Green-haired girl: Why not?
Man: Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them.
Green-haired girl: minus, he won't give me the frisbee back.
Man: Why are you telling her for? Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me? You and what army, kid?
[minus makes an army appear with her powers. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.]
minus: hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA
[...]
Man: Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.
minus: Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!
Man: What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?

Minus, strip 98

Evil Chancellor: Seize the rebels!
Jack Rakan: You really think you've got the forces for that?
Chancellor: Do I have the necessary forces? You Fool!. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...
Ala Rubra powers up
Jack Rakan: Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? [cracks knuckles]
Chancellor: Wh... What?!
Ala Rubra starts small-scale war

"That's a good army."
Peter GriffinFamily Guy

Angelica: "You and what army?"
Suzie: [Raises her arm] "Me and THIS arm-y!"