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** Rage: 6/10 - he wants that plankton so fucking bad right now. |
** Rage: 6/10 - he wants that plankton so fucking bad right now. |
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** Likes: plankton Dislikes: hammers |
** Likes: plankton Dislikes: hammers |
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* [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/zoofights-iii/?currentPage=6 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I AM NOT A DRAGON] |
* [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/zoofights-iii/?currentPage=6 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I AM NOT A DRAGON]{{Dead link}} |
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* [[Dead Baby Comedy|A Cat With One Leg vs. An Orphan With A Sack Full of Cabbages]] [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|And Cholera]] |
* [[Dead Baby Comedy|A Cat With One Leg vs. An Orphan With A Sack Full of Cabbages]] [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|And Cholera]] |
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* After his buildup as the glorious champion against [[Disc One Final Boss|the thing in Vault 12]], the reveal of Bisontrain. |
* After his buildup as the glorious champion against [[Disc One Final Boss|the thing in Vault 12]], the reveal of Bisontrain. |
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== Zoofights IV == |
== Zoofights IV == |
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* The very concept of [[Joke Character|Wolfbike]]. It gets funnier when they show [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=/storage/zoofights4_images/r2_f3/wolfpatrol.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1269871454494 the schematics for his upgrade]. |
* The very concept of [[Joke Character|Wolfbike]]. It gets funnier when they show [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=/storage/zoofights4_images/r2_f3/wolfpatrol.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1269871454494 the schematics for his upgrade]{{Dead link}}. |
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* After the Zoobikes' [[Big Damn Heroes]] moment against Elohim in the Royal Rumble, the camera pans for a moment to the Zoobikes' fourth member.... the utterly useless [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=/storage/zoofights4_images/losers_rumble/12edit.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270034982638 Bikebike]. |
* After the Zoobikes' [[Big Damn Heroes]] moment against Elohim in the Royal Rumble, the camera pans for a moment to the Zoobikes' fourth member.... the utterly useless [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=/storage/zoofights4_images/losers_rumble/12edit.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270034982638 Bikebike]{{Dead link}}. |
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== Zoofights V == |
== Zoofights V == |
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== Zoofights VI == |
== Zoofights VI == |
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* Any time a competitor is shown biting down on something. The faces they make are just [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight3/9%20smaller.jpg too] [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round-1-fight-5/4c%20one%20size%20fits%20all.jpg good.] |
* Any time a competitor is shown biting down on something. The faces they make are just [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight3/9%20smaller.jpg too]{{Dead link}} [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round-1-fight-5/4c%20one%20size%20fits%20all.jpg good.]{{Dead link}} |
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* A jar of frog piss is entered into the Royal Rumble. {{spoiler|It got a kill.}} |
* A jar of frog piss is entered into the Royal Rumble. {{spoiler|It got a kill.}} |
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* The return of Zoofights III joke character A Cat With One Leg, [[Totally Radical|now wearing a backwards baseball cap and riding a skateboard.]] |
* The return of Zoofights III joke character A Cat With One Leg, [[Totally Radical|now wearing a backwards baseball cap and riding a skateboard.]] |
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Latest revision as of 18:47, 26 September 2018
Zoofights I
Zoofights II
Zoofights III
- Float like a nazgul, sting like a FUCKING CROCODILE.
- A MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAN. OH SHIT SON.
- "Bastard shark is supported by blade-tipped mechanical legs, and belches a searing column of oily flames whenever it gets angry, which is all the time, because sometimes instead of feeding it plankton we just beat it with hammers and call it a shithead."
- Rage: 6/10 - he wants that plankton so fucking bad right now.
- Likes: plankton Dislikes: hammers
- WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I AM NOT A DRAGON [dead link]
- A Cat With One Leg vs. An Orphan With A Sack Full of Cabbages And Cholera
- After his buildup as the glorious champion against the thing in Vault 12, the reveal of Bisontrain.
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Zoofights IV
- The very concept of Wolfbike. It gets funnier when they show the schematics for his upgrade [dead link].
- After the Zoobikes' Big Damn Heroes moment against Elohim in the Royal Rumble, the camera pans for a moment to the Zoobikes' fourth member.... the utterly useless Bikebike [dead link].
Zoofights V
- During the final battle between Admiral Croctopus and Fists O'Batahan, the fight is interrupted when a ball of ice falls to earth. The heat of the atmosphere melts it, revealing... WOLFBIKE! Unfortunately, he burns up in the atmosphere, and all that is left of him as he lands is a burning tire.
Zoofights VI
- Any time a competitor is shown biting down on something. The faces they make are just too [dead link] good. [dead link]
- A jar of frog piss is entered into the Royal Rumble. It got a kill.
- The return of Zoofights III joke character A Cat With One Leg, now wearing a backwards baseball cap and riding a skateboard.
- "GUESS WHAT NOW THIS IS HAPPENING."
