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Zoofights III

• Float like a nazgul, sting like a FUCKING CROCODILE.
• A MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAN. OH SHIT SON.
• "Bastard shark is supported by blade-tipped mechanical legs, and belches a searing column of oily flames whenever it gets angry, which is all the time, because sometimes instead of feeding it plankton we just beat it with hammers and call it a shithead."
  • Rage: 6/10 - he wants that plankton so fucking bad right now.
  • Likes: plankton Dislikes: hammers
• WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I AM NOT A DRAGON
• A Cat With One Leg vs. An Orphan With A Sack Full of Cabbages And Cholera
• After his buildup as the glorious champion against the thing in Vault 12, the reveal of Bisontrain.

Size: AS BIG AS A TRAIN Attack: TRAIN/10 – HE IS A TRAINS Defence: TRAIN/10 – A TRAIN WITH A BISON ON IT Speed: TRAIN SPEED/10 - GOES LIKE A TRAIN Resilience: TRAIN/10 – TRAIN HARD. TRAIN TO WIN. Evil: 0/10 – the nobility of A TRAIN Rage: BISSOOOOOONNNNTRAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNN Dislikes: Corners.

Zoofights IV

• The very concept of Wolfbike. It gets funnier when they show the schematics for his upgrade.
• After the Zoobikes' Big Damn Heroes moment against Elohim in the Royal Rumble, the camera pans for a moment to the Zoobikes' fourth member.... the utterly useless Bikebike.

Zoofights V

• During the final battle between Admiral Croctopus and Fists O'Batahan, the fight is interrupted when a ball of ice falls to earth. The heat of the atmosphere melts it, revealing... WOLFBIKE! Unfortunately, he burns up in the atmosphere, and all that is left of him as he lands is a burning tire.

Zoofights VI

• Any time a competitor is shown biting down on something. The faces they make are just too good.
• A jar of frog piss is entered into the Royal Rumble. It got a kill.
• The return of Zoofights III joke character A Cat With One Leg, now wearing a backwards baseball cap and riding a skateboard.
• "GUESS WHAT NOW THIS IS HAPPENING."