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Film Brain: What race are you, anyway?

Todd in the Shadows: Don't worry about it.
—Sunday School Musical BMB review.

Doug Walker: What race is he supposed to be?

Rob Walker: Offensive.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie review commentary by The Nostalgia Critic writing team. [1]
Pocahontas, who seems to be an expert at posing dramatically, doesn't seem to have any real ethnicity of which to speak. She doesn't look particularly Native American. Mostly, she just looks like a kind of a-ethnic mush of unparalleled hotness.
I’ve said this to you before and I know it makes you uncomfortable, but you’re thoughtful and you’re brilliant. And your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.
Lesile Knope, to Ann Perkins
  1. They eventually decide that he is "native his-black-ic"