Awesome McCoolname/Quotes

"Buck Plankchest!"
"Stump Chunkman!"
"Dirk Hardpec!"
"Rip Steakface!"
"Slate Slabrock!"
"Crud Bonemeal!"

—The cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000 having a grand time with Space Mutiny

"Kick Buttowski! Nah Nah Nah! Kick Buttowski! Buttowski!"

—Kick Buttowski Theme Song

"Hello, I'm Chesterfield Snapdragon-McFisticuff."

—Brad Sherwood, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Genghis Khan was born in Central Mongolia in the year 1162 CE under the name "Timujin", meaning "Iron Man" and you know that when your parents name you after a Black Sabbath song you're going to be trouble.

—Badass of the Week on Genghis Khan

"Max Payne, I envy your name."

—Frank "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

Powers Boothe... The first name especially leaves the reader wondering, "What kind of powers? Mind control? Flight? Laser-beam eyes? It's laser-beam eyes, isn't it?"

—Cracked on "The 9 Manliest Names in the World"

"I would just like to point out that I'm changing my name to Awesome McBadass Power Fist."

—Linkara

"Zoltan" is a common Hungarian name, it’s my wife’s maiden name and most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog.

—Penn Jilette

"Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...
But, you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
Because his name can be said by anyone!"

—Max Power (aka Homer)^[1], The Simpsons

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