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• Most, if not all, Professional Wrestling ThemeMusic. That's kind of the whole point of having theme music for the wrestlers to come out to.
• Triple H's theme:

I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am control, no way you can change me I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me I am the pain, and I know you can't take me Look over your shoulder, ready to run Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun I am the game, and I make the rules So move on out, and you can die like a fool Try and figure out what the move's gonna be Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me? Don't you forget there's a price you can pay 'Cuz I am the game and I want to play...

• Randy Orton's theme:

I have a voice that is my savior Hates to love and loves to hate I have the voice that has the knowledge And the power to rule your fate I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me, they talk to me They tell me things that i will do They how me things I'll do to you They talk to me, they talk to me

• Ted DiBiase's Theme

Everybody's Got a Price Everybody's Gotta pay But The Million Dollar Man ALWAYS Gets His Way! (Evil Laugh) Some Men Cost A Little Some Men Cost A Lot But I'm The Million Dollar Man And You WILL BE BOUGHT! (Evil Laugh)

• "God made The Devil just for fun. But when He wanted the real thing, He made... Aja Kong!"
• Adrian Street had his own take on the badass boast

I can tear a telephone directory in two Bending iron bars is something else that I can do I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue So imagine what I could do to you

• Wrestling promos also often fall under this trope, like Stone Cold Steve Austin's "Austin 3:16" promo that is often credited (along with D Generation X) with ushering in WWE's Attitude Era.

"You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!"

• The Undertaker's speech when Ministry of Darkness sacrifices Dennis Knight:

"For I am the Reaper of Men, the Chaser of Souls, the Weaver of Nightmares. I am the heart of darkness."

• • Another Undertaker example: "I built the Devil's house brick by fiery brick, and when I come calling, he still answers me with 'Sir'."
• Pain And Destruction
• CM Punk's now-legendary Worked Shoot just before he threatened to take his championship and leave WWE after beating John Cena has this:

Punk: ...day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best—on this microphone! In the ring! Even on commentary! NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME!