Badass Boast/Professional Wrestling

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    • Most, if not all, Professional Wrestling ThemeMusic. That's kind of the whole point of having theme music for the wrestlers to come out to.
    • Triple H's theme:
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    I am the game, you don't wanna play me
    I am control, no way you can change me
    I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me
    I am the pain, and I know you can't take me
    Look over your shoulder, ready to run
    Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun
    I am the game, and I make the rules
    So move on out, and you can die like a fool
    Try and figure out what the move's gonna be
    Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me?
    Don't you forget there's a price you can pay
    'Cuz I am the game and I want to play...

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    I have a voice that is my savior
    Hates to love and loves to hate
    I have the voice that has the knowledge
    And the power to rule your fate
    I hear voices in my head
    They council me
    They understand
    They talk to me, they talk to me
    They tell me things that i will do
    They how me things I'll do to you
    They talk to me, they talk to me

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    Everybody's Got a Price
    Everybody's Gotta pay
    But The Million Dollar Man
    ALWAYS Gets His Way! (Evil Laugh)
    Some Men Cost A Little
    Some Men Cost A Lot
    But I'm The Million Dollar Man
    And You WILL BE BOUGHT! (Evil Laugh)

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    I can tear a telephone directory in two
    Bending iron bars is something else that I can do
    I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue
    So imagine what I could do to you

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    "You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!"

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    "For I am the Reaper of Men, the Chaser of Souls, the Weaver of Nightmares. I am the heart of darkness."

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      • Another Undertaker example: "I built the Devil's house brick by fiery brick, and when I come calling, he still answers me with 'Sir'."[1]
    • Pain And Destruction
    • CM Punk's now-legendary Worked Shoot just before he threatened to take his championship and leave WWE after beating John Cena has this:
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    Punk: ...day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best—on this microphone! In the ring! Even on commentary! NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME!

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    1. This boast was said after Kane boasted on how he was the Devil's favorite demon which was also badass.