Bayonetta/Haiku

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She's fighting angels
With her hair, guns and sexy.
Better than it sounds.

—NotjackFrost

She knows no mercy
An exhibitionist witch
Endless Stone trophies

—Rainy3386

She's got a fever
There's only one cure, and that
Is more dead angels

Two witches confront
They were good friends long ago
Maybe they still are

If you ever thought
"What if Dante was a girl?"
That's Bayonetta

—Templaillo Ahi

Mistress of Gun Fu,
Taking it to new levels!
Two guns? Ha! Try FOUR.

—Bozozoku

Dante turned female.
Guns in her hands AND her feet.
Don't fuck with a witch!

—Carls 493