Bayonetta/Haiku

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    She's fighting angels
    With her hair, guns and sexy.
    Better than it sounds.

    —NotjackFrost

    She knows no mercy
    An exhibitionist witch
    Endless Stone trophies

    —Rainy3386

    She's got a fever
    There's only one cure, and that
    Is more dead angels

    Two witches confront
    They were good friends long ago
    Maybe they still are

    If you ever thought
    "What if Dante was a girl?"
    That's Bayonetta

    —Templaillo Ahi

    Mistress of Gun Fu,
    Taking it to new levels!
    Two guns? Ha! Try FOUR.

    —Bozozoku

    Dante turned female.
    Guns in her hands AND her feet.
    Don't fuck with a witch!

    —Carls 493