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"I could hit you in the head with a wrench, ooooorrrr, I could stab you in the gut with a knife! Knifewreeeeench! Practical and safe." —The Janitor of Scrubs, doing what he does best.

Mr. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, do your worst! —The Simpsons

House: Lungs, skin, lungs, skin...sklungs? —House M.D.

Kurusu Kimihito: I'm home, Miia Miia: Do you want Dinner? A Bath? Or maybe you want... me? Kurusu Kimihito: I'll have you for dinner in the bath. — Miia fantasizing, Daily Life with Monster Girl