Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film)/Quotes
"Excuse me for not knowing where El Salvador is. Like I'm ever going to Spain, anyway."
—Buffy
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"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."
—Buffy
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"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge... (notices Buffy's blank look) Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."
—Merrick
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Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby. |
"Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead." —Buffy and Jennifer
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"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"
—Pike
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"I've got something none of the other girls had." —Buffy and Merrick
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"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."
—Buffy
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"C'mon, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!"
—Benny
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""They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."
—Andy
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"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!"
—Gary Murray to horde of vampires attacking the school gym
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(while dying) "You do everything wrong." —Buffy and Merrick
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"You ruined my new jacket! (to henchmen) Kill him. A LOT."
—Amilyn, after his left arm has been torn off
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"We're immortal. We can do anything." |
"I crashed your party." —Pike and Buffy
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