But You Screw One Goat!/Quotes
"His educational career began, interestingly enough, in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they -- caught him at it one day."
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"Lord Melchett, Lord Melchett, intelligent and deep. |
Asif Mandvi: Larry Wilmore is a chicken-fucker. And from what I understand, the sex is not always consensual. |
"A man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that every single night, he has a recurring dream wherein he fucks his horse repeatedly. The shrink asks whether the horse is male or female, to which the man responds 'Male, of course! What kind of pervert do you think I am?'"
—Joke
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"Came the day that TC fucked the chicken."
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A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?" —Joke
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