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{{quote|I literally can't think of anything more Canadian than killing large waterfowl with a hockey stick. |
{{quote|I literally can't think of anything more Canadian than killing large waterfowl with a hockey stick. |
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Except apologizing afterwards. | [http://archived.moe/k/thread/28099433/#28102453 seen] on [[4chan|/k/]] }} |
Except apologizing afterwards. | [http://archived.moe/k/thread/28099433/#28102453 seen] on [[4chan|/k/]] }} |
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{{quote|"Look, they're Canadians. Hockey is in their blood, and it's the only time a Canadian truly becomes deadly." |
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[USS] Philadelphia blinked once, twice. "Wait, what do you call their service in the World Wars, then?!" |
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"Mercy," [HMCS] Ontario stated.|[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12480048/5/More-Things-Involving-Shipgirls-That-Are-No-Longer-Allowed More Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed Chapter 5: Rule 2015]}} |
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Revision as of 10:53, 12 June 2017
They say "Eh" instead of "What" or "Duh" that's the mighty power of Canada
—Five Iron Frenzy, "Oh Canada"
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It's a long, long way from Canada —Joni Mitchell, "Dreamland"
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Then our reality came crashing down around us. Mike Myers said the word "aboot" in one of the few sketches where he wasn't doing a Scottish or British accent, so we asked around and found out the sickening truth: Every funny person in the world was from Canada.
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Received same call from Mr. Bucholz, with same refusal to press charges or exit premises in the company of officers. I suggest that Mr. Bucholz may be mentally ill, in light of his extreme sense of civic duty coupled with inhuman levels of politeness. |
Oh Canada, our home and native land —Norb, The Angry Beavers
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The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, Hockey, bears, Hockey, maple syrup, more bears, Hockey......wait, Did I mention Hockey?
—Shawn Michaels to the Hart Dynasty, eh?
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The tragedy of Canada is that they could have enjoyed French cuisine, British culture, and American technology. —John Robert Colombo
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It's so clean and bland! I'm home!
—Marge Simpson, The Simpsons
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The only thing more Canadian than rioting after a hockey game is apologizing for it for two weeks afterwards.
—Most popular Twitter repost following the 2011 Vancouver hockey riot.
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“I’m proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit - you’re welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That’s right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner’s daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?”
—Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother
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Shepard: Don't worry. When all of this is over, I'll buy you drinks back in Vancouver. I promise. |
"Look, they're Canadians. Hockey is in their blood, and it's the only time a Canadian truly becomes deadly." |