Costume Quest/Funny

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  • DAD TAX!
  • When calling to the first home for candy.

Grownup: "Here, take some of this stale, dietetic marzipan I found in my couch. As you try to eat it, think about how bad costumes hurt Halloween."

    • "How do you know it wasn't YOUR costume? Maybe at the next house they'll hate robots but love garbage! I mean, candy."
  • The first meeting with Dorsilla getting rid of you.

Dorsilla: "What's that? I couldn't hear you over that sudden tornado." *Snaps fingers*
Reynold: "What sudden t--" *Blown away*

Reynold: "The one day I care about...the only thing i had to look forward to this whole entire year. Ruined. Mom's going to ground me for losing Wren..."

Black Cat: "Miaow"

Reynold: "And now this cat's going to barf on me."

  • When you step in to save Everett from the bully Travis.

Travis: "You know, I just realized I've never given a wedgie to a robot before. Get over here!"
Everett: "RUN brave samaritan! He is a fast as he is impervious to reason!
Reynold: "I am not programmed for failure."
Travis: "Oh man, I hate nerds!"

    • When Travis tries unsuccessfully to make you stop running.

Travis: "Hey, you dropped something. I think it was your wallet or something else you care a lot about."
Travis: "C'mon on. Stop running. I just want to welcome you to town, and to my knuckles."

  • After saving Everett and inviting him to help save your twin.

Wren: "I'm on a quest to rescue my brother from the monsters -- I'm sure you've noticed the monsters."
Everett: "Shhh...You had me at quest."

    • "I'm the ORIGINAL. And I don't have a clone, I have an IMITATOR."
  • Finding out that Travis may have been a Necessary Evil.

Wren: "Not so tough without your leader, eh?"
Luke: "Actually, he was the one who moderated our violent tempers."

Wren: "Travis is gone! The Neighborhood is free!"
Seamus: "Actually, since you struck him down he has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

    • Or that he's planning on preparing a certain dish.

Wren: "Where did Travis go?"
Zack: "I dunno, I suspect he's making gazpacho. He kept talking about something that had to be served cold."