Embarrassing First Name/Quotes
Nick: "Who's Jack?" |
777: "Daisukenojo" |
Well my daddy left home when I was three —Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue
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"This Marmaduke business. I want to take that up with you some time. Fancy you keeping that dark all these years." |
There are only two ways a child can go with a name like Pippin Galadriel Moonchild, and Pepper had chosen the other one.
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Gumshoe: [To Phoenix] Anyway, get the name right. And don't go calling me "Dick"... |
You shouldn't name a boy "Cyril" or "Percy", because the other boys will want to punch him repeatedly in the mouth, and I can't say as I blame them. And you shouldn't give a girl's name a cute spelling, such as "Cyndi", because no matter how many postgraduate degrees she gets she will never advance any further than clerk-typist.
—Dave Barry, Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
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Sonic: If you don't get out of here right now, I'll tell everyone your real name is "Miles"! |