Everything's Better with Penguins/Quotes
Dood! —The Prinnies, Disgaea
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Why's there so many [movies about penguins]? Because people love 'em! Awww, lookit the penguin, it's so cute! Don't you just love those little fuckers? Aren't they fucking funny?! |
"Scientists believe that these penguins, these, comic, flightless, web-footed little bastards may finally, unwittingly help man to fathom the uncharted depths of the human mind." |
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. —Joe Moore
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Aww, they're so cute! They're as if puppies and kittens could have babies! —Turanga Leela, Futurama
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Io chiamo PINGUINI! |
If I die make me a penguin. I like penguins. —Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?- The "King of Night" to Eucliwood.
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And now the penguin on top of your television will explode. |
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. — Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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It's beautiful! It's natural! And I, for one, fully support penguin lust! |
Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat. |
See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it. |
Roight! Which one of you apes is the penguin? |