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{{quote|[[Unfortunate Implications|That is how we will heal our racial and socioeconomic differences: by separating ourselves. If only we could institute some kind of "segregation" where all of us could be with our own kind, none of this unpleasantness would happen]].}} |
{{quote|[[Unfortunate Implications|That is how we will heal our racial and socioeconomic differences: by separating ourselves. If only we could institute some kind of "segregation" where all of us could be with our own kind, none of this unpleasantness would happen]].}} |
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{{quote|[[Sarcasm Mode|Thanks for showing us the way, Mr. Disney]]!|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''' on ''[[The Fox and the Hound]]''}} |
{{quote|[[Sarcasm Mode|Thanks for showing us the way, Mr. Disney]]!|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''' on ''[[The Fox and the Hound (film)]]''}} |
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{{quote|"I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know!"|'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''', on why she hates ''[[The Little Mermaid]]''}} |
{{quote|"I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know!"|'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''', on why she hates ''[[The Little Mermaid]]''}} |
Latest revision as of 19:11, 11 August 2014
Thomas: Ed, I feel like I need to apologize to you. |
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. So the lesson is never try."
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons (actually a Spoof Aesop, of course)
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Hobbes: Aren't you supposed to be doing your homework now? |
"So, it's better to speculate about doing good than actually doing it?"
—Crow, Mystery Science Theater 3000: Jack Frost
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Instead [Cinderella] kept scrubbing floors and believing that, if she continued to wish very hard and take absolutely no action, everything would fall into place. And what do you know, the bitch gets a fucking kingdom out of it. So don't worry, girls. Some kind of "Fairy Godmother" will sweep into your life at any moment, and find you a man to take care of everything. Just keep wishing!
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"Now, we're not saying that cheaters win. We're just saying... well actually we are saying that. You just have to be really good at it."
—Cracked.com
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Our fox and hound find their long friendship thoroughly obliterated and end up trying to kill each other. Only after the member of the pursued and persecuted race does a favor for his oppressor (when the hunted saves the hunter's life) does the hound grant the fox permission to continue living. |
But not as equals; the hound returns to his home with the humans and the fox returns to the wild. |
"I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know!"
—The Nostalgia Chick, on why she hates The Little Mermaid
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"Moral of the story: If your loved one has a problem, kill them."
—Random Youtube comment on Supergreatfriend's Let's Play of Deadly Premonition.
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"Never deny your rowdy nature, paladins! And don't take advice from old people!"
—Old lady, Adventure Time
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