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* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: Uncle Larry [[Moral Event Horizon|repeatedly raping Tiaa]] [[Dude, Not Funny|really shouldn't be funny]], but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's [[Wangst|Wangsting]] makes it hilarious in a [[Dead Baby Comedy]] sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are. |
* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: Uncle Larry [[Moral Event Horizon|repeatedly raping Tiaa]] [[Dude, Not Funny|really shouldn't be funny]], but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's [[Wangst|Wangsting]] makes it hilarious in a [[Dead Baby Comedy]] sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are. |
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* [[Fetish Retardant]]: We defy even the most rabid of Edward fans to find anything attractive about Tiaa's surreal and horrifying descriptions of him "doing sex on her". |
* [[Fetish Retardant]]: We defy even the most rabid of Edward fans to find anything attractive about Tiaa's surreal and horrifying descriptions of him "doing sex on her". |
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* [[Nausea Fuel]]: This fic contains what are quite possibly the [[Squick|squickiest]] [[Unusual Euphemism |
* [[Nausea Fuel]]: This fic contains what are quite possibly the [[Squick|squickiest]] [[Unusual Euphemism]]s for male genitalia ''ever''. |
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* [[Ron the Death Eater]]: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals? |
* [[Ron the Death Eater]]: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals? |
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* [[So Bad It's Good]]: Now has reached [[MS Ting]] status a la ''[[My Immortal]]''. [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7040319/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen_comm\] and [http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/horrible-fanfiction-117-forbidden-fruit-the-temptation-of-edward-cullen-a-twilight-fanfic/\] |
* [[So Bad It's Good]]: Now has reached [[MS Ting]] status a la ''[[My Immortal]]''. [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7040319/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen_comm\] and [http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/horrible-fanfiction-117-forbidden-fruit-the-temptation-of-edward-cullen-a-twilight-fanfic/\] |
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* [[Wangst]]: Tiaa is guilty of a lot of this. |
* [[Wangst]]: Tiaa is guilty of a lot of this. |
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* [[The Movie]]: |
* [[The Movie]]: |
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** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= |
** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPr7teLTvWQ |
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** There are two ''[[The Sims|Sims]]'' versions, believe it or not. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-lXW8fy8Es One is completed] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25y8AUmhPf4 the other up to chapter two]. |
** There are two ''[[The Sims|Sims]]'' versions, believe it or not. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-lXW8fy8Es One is completed] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25y8AUmhPf4 the other up to chapter two]. |
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Revision as of 19:42, 24 August 2014
- Ass Pull: The author is clearly throwing in everything she can think of without bothering to connect it to the plot, insofar as there is a plot.
- Complete Monster: The thoroughly ridiculous villain, Uncle Larry (Dave's brother) who her foster parents always skip off and leave her with, even though he's Obviously Evil.
- Crosses the Line Twice: Uncle Larry repeatedly raping Tiaa really shouldn't be funny, but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's Wangsting makes it hilarious in a Dead Baby Comedy sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are.
- Fetish Retardant: We defy even the most rabid of Edward fans to find anything attractive about Tiaa's surreal and horrifying descriptions of him "doing sex on her".
- Nausea Fuel: This fic contains what are quite possibly the squickiest Unusual Euphemisms for male genitalia ever.
- Ron the Death Eater: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals?
- So Bad It's Good: Now has reached MS Ting status a la My Immortal. [1] and [2]
- Strangled by the Red String: If you thought Stephenie Meyer was guilty of this, you ain't seen nothing yet...
- Wangst: Tiaa is guilty of a lot of this.
- The Movie:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPr7teLTvWQ
- There are two Sims versions, believe it or not. One is completed and the other up to chapter two.