Harry Potter (novel)/Funny

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  • Fred and George Weasley. Seriously, the pair of them are a walking Crowning Moment of Funny.
    • Ginny and Ron, being Weasleys, also get their share, but not nearly as many.
  • Any of Dumbledore's extremely eccentric but awesome ramblings always sends this troper into a fit of giggles, e.g.

Harry [to Hagrid]: You don't think anything that Skeeter cow -— sorry, Professor-
Dumbledore: I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said.
Harry: Errr... right.

Fred: YOU'RE JOKING!
Dumbledore: I am not joking, Mr. Weasley. Though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar- (McGonagall clears her throat loudly)

Dumbledore: It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.

  • At one point, McGonagall slipped on wet floor (Peeves' work) and caught the nearest thing for balance, which happens to be Hermione's neck.