Help me! Doctor Hazama!

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Help me! Doctor Hazama! is a Blaz Blue parody web series starring everyone's favorite troll, Hazama/Yuuki Terumi, made by Daggertail100.

In an Alternate Universe taking place after the events of Continuum Shift, Hazama has decided to leave the NOL in favor of becoming a doctor in Litchi Faye-Ling's clinic. He even has a certified Phd and MD. (He can even birth babies! Though...not like that.)

Of course, this is Hazama we're talking about, so a lot of trolling is present. Joining him are his superior and employer, Litchi, his part time assistants Taokaka and Noel Vermillion, and the rest of the Blazblue cast.

The series is done the Super-Deformed style of the games' Teach me! Miss Litchi! and Help me! Professor Kokonoe! segments. The series can be found here.

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Help me! Doctor Hazama! contains examples of

• Ax Crazy: Nu, but she's actually less insane than in the games. For one thing, she's actually willing to let Litchi off with a warning rather than butcher her outright.
• Accidental Innuendo: "The F-ing Word of the Day with Jin Kisaragi".
• Body Horror: After Hazama tricks Tager into..."performing experiments" with Arakune (who was disguised as Kokonoe), there is apparently a sentient "growth" growing in the infirmary.
• Bratty Half-Pint: Carl.
• Butt Monkey: Noel. Also Ragna, to a lesser extent.
• Cute and Psycho: Nu, of course.
• Gargle Blaster: The scorpion bowls in "Bowl.MOV". Then again, Jubei did eat over five of the things.
• Homage: The Troll Booth returns!
• I Lied: Hazama says this at the end of episode 1, in regard to how he said becoming a doctor was his way of turning good at the beginning. Of course, no one is surprised by this.
• Large Ham: Tager, when talking about his love of MAGNETISM.
• Loveable Sex Maniac: Arakune.
• Noodle Incident: Hazama apparently did something to Jubei. We don't really know what, but it involved a Texan stallion and a switchbox.
• Only Sane Man: Litchi, Ragna, Blue Ikaruga Ninja, and Relius.
• Real Men Wear Pink: Both Hazama and Hakuman are bronies. And Hazama's favorite pony? Fluttershy!
• Surprise Creepy: LIAR!!
• Take That: Hazama once went to Texas to troll a certain radio show.
• Troll: Go on, guess.
  • Relius also gets in on the action in episode 6.
• You Do NOT Want to Know: Tsubaki says this when Hazama expresses confusion as to how one breaks another's uvula.