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I can make it this --
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press
'R' to try again
-- User:Petranca

This is a haiku.
This haiku is a Brown Note.
You are dead. Again.
-- User:superfroggy

It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.
It will still kill you.
-- User:Wolfman 2000

Red fruits fall upwards.
Spikes shoot off everywhere.
The moon rolls you flat.
-- User:Komodin

Super hard jumping
Makes for many many deaths
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
-- User:Major Tom

Apples don't fall up.
They're more like giant cherries
or delicious fruit.
-- User:INUH

Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Damn Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead

This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.

--User:So We Ate Them

When I play tonight
I'll realise my biggest fright:
Mr. Yuk was right!

-- User:Alex Sora 89

Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?

--User:Savato