Incredibly Lame Pun/Quotes
"Pun (n.): the lowest form of humour"
—Samuel Johnson
|
"Riddle me this: What happens when you fill an empty eggshell with nitro? It becomes an egg-splosive! Uhuhuhuhuh!"
—The Riddler, the 1960s Batman cartoon
|
"If the Internet were an auditorium, I'd be on stage grinning proudly against a chorus of groans." |
"For example, some of the puns the creators use are wretched enough to serve as arguments for the death penalty (I really think they could have found a better name for the bottomless "Frank N's Stein")."
—This review of SenZar
|
There isn't enough wah-wah music in the world to make up for that pun.
—Linkara, on the "carried away" pun from Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man #1
|
Terry: "You're sure about this?" |
Chick: Nobody likes puns, Disney, come on... |
Hero: (to Lionfang) But it's great that you've come to the party, and you even brought me a present. I get to beat you into the ground just like I did last time. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
—Adventure Quest Worlds, during the Frostval Events
|
Sek-Duat: Once again, you prove what a nuisance you are, half-breed. |
King Dedede: Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I just love it when I get Dedede-structive!
|
Dilbert: Wally, would you like to be on my TTP project? —Dilbert, May 18, 1994
|
DJ: Okay, we're gonna take a little fiver, so your MC can go pee. (brief moment of silence) ...That joke never gets a laugh.
—Victorious, "Freak the Freak Out"
|