Joe Loves Crappy Movies/YMMV
- Nightmare Fuel: Joe views A Night at the Museum as this, because who would want to be locked in a museum with Owen Wilson and Robin Williams for eight hours?
- And the Fandom Rejoiced: Irv gets a geek boner over such moments. Hearing Josh Hartnett was in 30 Days of Night changed the Green Lantern's mind about that movie quickly.
- Cargo Ship: Josh Duhamel/the script to Veronica Mars season 1 episode 4.
- Edward Cullen/Cherry Cheesecake.
- Contractual Purity: God tried to invoke this to punish men who thought dirty thoughts about Lindsay Lohan until an angel reminded him that she's legal.
- Fan Preferred Couple: Yeo confronted J.J. Abrams over Felicity choosing Ben over Noel.
- Fetish Fuel: Discussed in the G.I. Joe strip.
- Harsher in Hindsight: The 30 Days of Night strip has the Green Lantern complain about not having a movie made about him yet. Be Careful What You Wish For indeed...
- High Octane Nightmare Fuel: For Joe, deformed nuclear freaks.
- Moment of Awesome: James Earl Jones reading "Momma Said Knock You Out".
- Grimace as Spawn.
- Replacement Scrappy: George, a The Men in Black agent who replaced Joe when Joe was imprisoned for accusing George W Bush of treason. He then got replaced by Joe when The Men in Black realized that George was slowly turning into Joe - who did a better job at it anyway. (Also, George didn't want to take out the trash)
- Ruined FOREVER: The Dukes of Hazzard movie, once Joe sees that the General Lee's doors work.
- Squick: Joe, upon hearing Irv and Leo got boners at The Secret Life of Bees.
- Tear Jerker: Up for Joe. He's told to suck it up by a kid.