Knights of the Old Republic (video game)/Funny
Funny Moments for the video game Knights of the Old Republic:
HK-47
- Or this:
That is not it, Master. No, that is not it, either. (sigh) That is a hinge, Master. |
- Having to state the tone of your next sentence doesn't really help when you're trying to be subtle
- "Mockery: Oh master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"
- HK defines love. The best part about this line (that people always forget) is that, in context, it becomes almost sweet... or at least as sweet as HK can ever be.
- HK's hatred toward the Ithorian shopkeeper you buy him from, especially if you're passive about his threats.
"Did you hear that meatbag? I WILL BE BACK!" |
Revan
- During a murder investigation where you have to interrogate two subjects and find out who (if any) is lying, one of the reasons you can give for why someone is lying is "Fat people always lie."
- Speak to the Rakatan Elders, and try to explain yourself.
- During the questions for what kind of Jedi you'll be:
There is a locked door, and you need to get to the other side. What do you do? |
- This exchange from the first game:
Dead-Eye Duncan: You'd better watch yourself. I'm the number five ranked duelist in the Arena! |
- It's even funnier (and a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming) if you allow Duncan to beat you.
- Which, by the way, is impossible without tampering with the game files a little.
- "I may have lost 52 matches in a row before you, but I figure I've got your number!"
- It's even funnier (and a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming) if you allow Duncan to beat you.
- Not reconciling the two feuding families on Dantooine. You can be such a total, total dick it Crosses the Line Twice back into funny.
- It really does, as shown in the second part of this video.
- Carth and Revan flirting, her hurting his "man-feelings". "Don't tell me not to take it personally, you hairless wookiee!"
- Revan just loves to toy with Bastila.
- Any attempt to flirt with Bastila. See here for a good compilation.
- Teasing Carth works better for a female character.
- Revan's and Bastila's interactions.
- And fem!Revan attempting to romance Carth.
The Exile
- You'd be surprised what people can be persuaded into doing by a Dark Exile. And you don't even need to be a Dark Exile; even if you're going for light-side mastery, it's worth it.
- At this point, due to a bug, some followers will react with a light-side style Influence reaction.
- The male Exile would perhaps prefer a little excitement.
- Or...
Exile: Can we make it so that the other bounty hunters are called off but the twi'leks still chase me? |
- Before the battle on Dantooine, you can choose to give a Rousing Speech to the defending forces. One of your options is "Tell them they're doomed," resulting in the following address:
- What makes it even funnier is that after you get done speaking, every single one of the troops starts doing the "panic/cower" animation where they tremble and cradle their heads in their hands. Zherron informs you that he doesn't think your speech helped all that much, and also that the men react pretty much the same way to his speeches.
- How can people forget this hilarious exchange when you first encounter the Mandalorians on Dxun?
- In the tomb of Ludo Kresh, when reaching the vision of Kreia and the companions, the Exile catches on to the fact that it's just another vision. As the hallucinations of the companions gang up on the hallucination of Kreia...
Exile: Why do I even bother? |
Jolee
- Jolee never misses an opportunity to snark. Even Canderous approves.
- Jolee and his story about "swirling Force" and destiny. "You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha."
- Especially his comment about how sometimes "swirling Force" is just "swirling Force", no matter how many old geezers say "Oooh, destiny!"
- And his whole story about the guy who believed his destiny made him invincible so he started talking back to the warlord Kraat[1] who had him hostage, got thrown down an intake pipe, bumped into something on the way down, and blew the whole ship to bits.
Jolee: "Changed the political course of the entire sector for centuries to come. I'd call that quite a destiny, wouldn't you?" |
- This comment from the second game.
Exile: "I believe it's called 'Pulling a Bindo'." |
- Choosing Jolee to break you out of prison.
- On a similar note, taking Jolee with you when first applying for admission to the Sith academy, which arguably Crosses the Line Twice. When you refer to him as a slave, he instantly adopts a servile manner and expresses gratitude that you don't beat him much any more. Even Yuthura is somewhat put off. Also this:
Master loves tombs, don't you, master? |
- Discussing the Wookie's reverence of him.
"Later, I found out they would say prayers to the Hairless One before venturing into the Shadowlands. Harumph, Hairless One. I used to have plenty of hair, I tell you." |
Atton
- "Are you an angel? Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it."
- "Nice outfit. What, you miners change regulation uniform while I've been in here?" Depending on your gender, this is delivered curtly or in a 'How you doin'?" manner, seeing as you're in your underwear at the time.
- "Look, not that your naked interrogation isn't a personal fantasy of mine..."
- (after the Exile tells him she's found some clothing) "Dammit. I mean...good, good to hear it. No sense in you running around half-naked. It's... it's distracting. I mean, for the droids."
Mission
- "Who designed those Sith uniforms anyway? A Blind Rodian with a sick sense of humor?"
- Bastila and Mission.
- "She tried to bite me through my armor, and you should hear what she said about my mother..."
Unsorted
- This exchange:
Atton: "Did anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very.'" |
- The Disciple or Handmaiden completely not getting Atton's sardonicism. "No, Atton! I think it might be a trap!"
- There's a farmer named Jon at the Jedi Enclave, and when he first sees you he demands to know why the Jedi haven't yet done anything about the Mandalorians terrorizing the people of Dantooine. You have three dialogue options as usual, but if you pick a particular one...
Player: We are Jedi. What we decide is right. |
- The Exile needs to break into Vogga the Hutt's vault to get parts to rebuild her lightsaber. To do so the idea is to have either her or another party member dance for him, then sneak in when he falls asleep. Try and get Mira and we get this exchange.
- There's also the option of suggesting Kreia.
Twi'lek: No offense, but Vogga generally likes his dancers younger. |
- Juhani is a Gay Option for female characters. If played to the conclusion we get this this exchange.
Juhani: Now that I have shared my thoughts, I don't know what to say. |
- G0-T0's haggling with a salvager in the ruins of the Jedi Enclave shows the dangers inherent in building a droid that knows every law of every planet in the history of ever:
- The Say My Name montage at the end of the Sandral/Matale feud. Serious situation, hilarious encounter.
Ahlan: There you are, Shen! |
- Anyone else think being given the dialog option to shout your character's name randomly at the end of that would have made it even better?
- The HK-50 unit on Peragus has a few gems on the Evilly Affable side, given that it can't quite keep itself from gloating about how it managed to slaughter every member of the facility's crew. And then of course, there's this moment.
HK-50: Mocking query: Coorta? Coorta, are you dead yet? |
- Pretty much the entirety of the Gizka quest. Even the quest log is exasperated by the harmlessly annoying froggy-things.