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Crowning Moment Of Funny: His five-second poses with Edge and Christian in 2000, his skits with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon in 2001 (during the controversial InVasion arc).
Three words: Tiny Cowboy Hat.
Have we already forgotten "Sexy Kurt"?
- He'll make your ankle hurt. (Ankle huuuurt!)
- "The Angle Slam.../ the Ankle Lock!/ Marty Jannetty.../ still can't walk!"
To quote Jim Ross, "MILK-O-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!"
"Go get them jugs, Kurt!"
"Rey Mysterio, what I meant to say, is you're a boy, and I'm a man! And tonight I'm gonna love to manhandle you! No, wait!!"
This Kurt Angle / Brock Lesnar (not that way) promo.
Tag team partners don't shake hands! Tag team partners...gotta hug!.
Kurt Angle doesn't like the... black people.
What, no love for the birth of the "You Suck" chants?
After defeating Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania:

Kurt Angle: I was arrested Sunday night. I was arrested on charges of armed robbery. I was arrested for stealing the show!

The first episode of SmackDown after John Cena won his first WWE Championship, we got this:

Kurt Angle: Okay, let's get a few things straight here. You, you, and you <Pointing to The Big Show, JBL, and Eddie Guerrero> all lost at Wrestlemania. You <Booker T> weren't even at Wrestlemania. And unfortunately for you <Rey Mysterio>, you must be THIS TALL in order to challenge for the title.

Trying to out-"WOOO!" Ric Flair.
Kurt Angle's battle rap with John Cena.
"Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, I got Olympic gold!"
His interview with The Rock
"[[[Triple H]]] Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! I tore my quad this morning! I’m here. I’m jumpin’ around!"
And even before all this, he was featured in the commercial for Smack Down 2: Know Your Role, basically playing himself in the most over the top way possible.

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 * What, no love for the birth of the "You Suck" chants?
 * After defeating [[Shawn Michaels]] at [[Wrestlemania]]:
-{{quote|  '''Kurt Angle:''' I was arrested Sunday night. I was arrested on charges of armed robbery. [[Badass Boast|I was arrested for]] ''[[Large Ham|stealing the show]]''!}}
+{{quote|'''Kurt Angle:''' I was arrested Sunday night. I was arrested on charges of armed robbery. [[Badass Boast|I was arrested for]] ''[[Large Ham|stealing the show]]''!}}
 * The first episode of ''SmackDown'' after [[John Cena]] won his first WWE Championship, we got this:
-{{quote|  '''Kurt Angle:''' Okay, let's get a few things straight here. You, you, and you ''<Pointing to [[The Big Show]], JBL, and [[Eddie Guerrero]]>'' all ''lost'' at [[Wrestlemania]]. You ''<[[Booker T]]>'' weren't even ''at'' Wrestlemania. And unfortunately for you ''<[[Rey Mysterio]]>'', you must be THIS TALL in order to challenge for the title.}}
+{{quote|'''Kurt Angle:''' Okay, let's get a few things straight here. You, you, and you ''<Pointing to [[The Big Show]], JBL, and [[Eddie Guerrero]]>'' all ''lost'' at [[Wrestlemania]]. You ''<[[Booker T]]>'' weren't even ''at'' Wrestlemania. And unfortunately for you ''<[[Rey Mysterio]]>'', you must be THIS TALL in order to challenge for the title.}}
 * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpDMzj1tc44 Trying to out-"WOOO!"] [[Ric Flair]].
 * Kurt Angle's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgwhk57HcB8 battle rap] with [[John Cena]].