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The Roy's Sports Hall section of the site is stuffed with these. A few instances (note: will most definitely spoil the fights themselves):
The Roy's Sports Hall section of the site is stuffed with these. A few instances (note: will most definitely spoil the fights themselves):


* [http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=288 Season 6 finale:] [[Super Mario Bros 3|Larry]], the Sports Hall's [[Butt Monkey]], vs [[Super Mario Sunshine|Shadow Mario]]/[[It Was His Sled|Bowser Jr.]]. {{spoiler|Larry wins.}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190928162457/http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=288 Season 6 finale:] [[Super Mario Bros 3|Larry]], the Sports Hall's [[Butt Monkey]], vs [[Super Mario Sunshine|Shadow Mario]]/[[It Was His Sled|Bowser Jr.]]. {{spoiler|Larry wins.}}
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Larry}}:''' Send me a postcard from KINGDOM COME!}}
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Larry}}:''' Send me a postcard from KINGDOM COME!}}
* During Season 7's Round 1, [[Paper Mario|Jr. Troopa]] defeats [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|Don Pinata]] by [[Colony Drop|dropping a huge meteor on him]]. In their rematch in the [http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=349 Round 2 finale], after Jr. Troopa has evolved into a full-on [[Gary Stu]] parody, he tries the same tactic... only for the Don, previously revealed to be a former [[Super Mario Sunshine|Chuckster]], to ''catch the meteor two inches from impact and throw it back at him for the win.''
* During Season 7's Round 1, [[Paper Mario|Jr. Troopa]] defeats [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|Don Pinata]] by [[Colony Drop|dropping a huge meteor on him]]. In their rematch in the [https://web.archive.org/web/20190928162457/http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=349 Round 2 finale], after Jr. Troopa has evolved into a full-on [[Gary Stu]] parody, he tries the same tactic... only for the Don, previously revealed to be a former [[Super Mario Sunshine|Chuckster]], to ''catch the meteor two inches from impact and throw it back at him for the win.''
{{quote|'''Don Pianta:''' That's right, celestial bodies, youse don't mess wit' da Don!}}
{{quote|'''Don Pianta:''' That's right, celestial bodies, youse don't mess wit' da Don!}}
* [[Super Paper Mario|Shadoo]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|curb-stomped]] his way into the final round of Season 7, becoming the second Round 3 winner. The ''first'' Round 3 winner, [[Paper Mario|Anti-Guy]], doesn't face good odds for [http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=351 Round 4]. So what does the Guy do? Become a [[Crazy Awesome]] [[Determinator]], surviving massive attacks that wiped the floor with everyone else, and did I mention ''[[Up to Eleven|catching and returning a swarm of a million hammers perfectly?!]]''
* [[Super Paper Mario|Shadoo]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|curb-stomped]] his way into the final round of Season 7, becoming the second Round 3 winner. The ''first'' Round 3 winner, [[Paper Mario|Anti-Guy]], doesn't face good odds for [https://web.archive.org/web/20190928162457/http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=351 Round 4]. So what does the Guy do? Become a [[Crazy Awesome]] [[Determinator]], surviving massive attacks that wiped the floor with everyone else, and did I mention ''[[Up to Eleven|catching and returning a swarm of a million hammers perfectly?!]]''
* [[Paper Mario|Anti-Guy]]'s and [[Super Paper Mario|Mr. L]]'s [http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=371 grudge match].
* [[Paper Mario|Anti-Guy]]'s and [[Super Paper Mario|Mr. L]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20170904122713/http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=371 grudge match].
** In case it hasn't been established yet, Anti-Guy is pure [[Badass]]. He's the only one to win the season title ''twice'' (season champions are disqualified from future seasons).
** In case it hasn't been established yet, Anti-Guy is pure [[Badass]]. He's the only one to win the season title ''twice'' (season champions are disqualified from future seasons).
* [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|The Shadow Queen]], having been ignored due to [[Yoshis Island|Kamek]] hijacking the [http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=407 battle], charges up enough power to [[Apocalypse How|destroy half the Sammer Kingdom dimension]]. ('''Pokey:''' "[[Ludicrous Precision|Forty-seven point eight percent]].") It's [[Donkey Kong]], however, who wins that fight, since he [[Donkey Kong 64|used a Crystal Coconut to become invincible just in time]].
* [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|The Shadow Queen]], having been ignored due to [[Yoshi's Island|Kamek]] hijacking the [https://web.archive.org/web/20190928162458/http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=407 battle], charges up enough power to [[Apocalypse How|destroy half the Sammer Kingdom dimension]]. ('''Pokey:''' "[[Ludicrous Precision|Forty-seven point eight percent]].") It's [[Donkey Kong]], however, who wins that fight, since he [[Donkey Kong 64|used a Crystal Coconut to become invincible just in time]].
* [http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=465 Season 9's finale], where Waluigi shows his true abilities in a round of [[Mario Party|M.P.I.Q.]]. Combines with [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
* [http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=465 Season 9's finale], where Waluigi shows his true abilities in a round of [[Mario Party|M.P.I.Q.]]. Combines with [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
{{quote|'''Waluigi:''' ... [[Defensive What|What?]] [[Evil Gloating|You think Waluigi SAW this would happen and put questions about Waluigi near the top of the deck? You think Waluigi had no life and thought that the stupid Star would play the game that would inflate his own ego?]] [[Crazy Awesome|Hah, well Waluigi would have to be the greatest in order to come up with a plan like that.]] [[Oh, Wait!|OH WAIT!]]<br />
{{quote|'''Waluigi:''' ... [[Defensive "What?"|What?]] [[Evil Gloating|You think Waluigi SAW this would happen and put questions about Waluigi near the top of the deck? You think Waluigi had no life and thought that the stupid Star would play the game that would inflate his own ego?]] [[Crazy Awesome|Hah, well Waluigi would have to be the greatest in order to come up with a plan like that.]] [[Oh, Wait!|OH WAIT!]]
'''Roy, Larry, Kamek, Pokey:''' ...<br />
'''Roy, Larry, Kamek, Pokey:''' ...
'''Kamek:''' .. Wow. That's... legitimately probably the smartest way anyone has ever cheated. }}
'''Kamek:''' .. Wow. That's... legitimately probably the smartest way anyone has ever cheated. }}
** And let's not forget the rest of the match afterwards, where Waluigi and Count Bleck [[Tennis Boss|play tennis so fast]] [[Incendiary Exponent|the ball turns into fire]], followed by Count Bleck [[Earthshattering Kaboom|collapsing reality]]. {{spoiler|And Waluigi ''[[HSQ|still wins]]''.}}
** And let's not forget the rest of the match afterwards, where Waluigi and Count Bleck [[Tennis Boss|play tennis so fast]] [[Incendiary Exponent|the ball turns into fire]], followed by Count Bleck [[Earthshattering Kaboom|collapsing reality]]. {{spoiler|And Waluigi ''[[HSQ|still wins]]''.}}


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Latest revision as of 16:00, 19 October 2022



The Roy's Sports Hall section of the site is stuffed with these. A few instances (note: will most definitely spoil the fights themselves):

Larry: Send me a postcard from KINGDOM COME!

Don Pianta: That's right, celestial bodies, youse don't mess wit' da Don!