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* [[Press X to Not Die|Mattias can hijack tanks and vehicles quickly and with little fuss.]] ''[[Genre Savvy|He knows this]].''
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'''Mattias'''<ref>(when driving a flaming vehicle that [[Every Car Is a Pinto|is about to blow up from under him]])</ref>: Time to bail out, and steal another one. }}
* Stealing Fiona's car [[Understatement|irritates her.]]
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* You get this gem in ''Mercenaries 2'' when you hijack a friendly or civilian car as Mattias:
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* When the player first meets [[The Alcoholic|Misha]], he explains why he's hiding out with the Jamaican pirates.
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* Misha extolling the virtues of the [[Stuff Blowing Up|MOAB]].
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Latest revision as of 05:26, 8 August 2014
- Stealing Fiona's car irritates her.
Fiona: That's mine, not yours! Remember the difference! |
- You get this gem in Mercenaries 2 when you hijack a friendly or civilian car as Mattias:
Mattias: This is an emergency! A Viking emergency! |
- When the player first meets Misha, he explains why he's hiding out with the Jamaican pirates.
Misha: Was not my fault. Was lieutenant. Gives me wrong coordinates. I drop bomb in right place, but is wrong place. He tries to blame me. Guys with big hats come. But I show them, show them wrong coordinates. Big hats get mad at lieutenant, he gets mad at me. |
- Misha extolling the virtues of the MOAB.
Misha: Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near ex-wife's house. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers. Use, if you have much hate inside. |
- ↑ (in much the same tone of voice a small boy would talk about a particularly exciting Christmas present)
- ↑ (when driving a flaming vehicle that is about to blow up from under him)