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Mattias can hijack tanks and vehicles quickly and with little fuss. He knows this.

Mattias^[1]: They sent me a tank?!
Mattias^[2]: Time to bail out, and steal another one.

Stealing Fiona's car irritates her.

Fiona: That's mine, not yours! Remember the difference!

You get this gem in Mercenaries 2 when you hijack a friendly or civilian car as Mattias:

Mattias: This is an emergency! A Viking emergency!

When the player first meets Misha, he explains why he's hiding out with the Jamaican pirates.

Misha: Was not my fault. Was lieutenant. Gives me wrong coordinates. I drop bomb in right place, but is wrong place. He tries to blame me. Guys with big hats come. But I show them, show them wrong coordinates. Big hats get mad at lieutenant, he gets mad at me.

Misha extolling the virtues of the MOAB.

Misha: Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near ex-wife's house. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers. Use, if you have much hate inside.

↑ (in much the same tone of voice a small boy would talk about a particularly exciting Christmas present)
↑ (when driving a flaming vehicle that is about to blow up from under him)

[1] (in much the same tone of voice a small boy would talk about a particularly exciting Christmas present)

[2] (when driving a flaming vehicle that is about to blow up from under him)

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 * [[Press X to Not Die|Mattias can hijack tanks and vehicles quickly and with little fuss.]] ''[[Genre Savvy|He knows this]].''
-{{quote| '''Mattias'''<ref>(in much the same tone of voice a small boy would talk about a particularly exciting Christmas present)</ref>: They sent me a ''tank?!''<br />
+{{quote|'''Mattias'''<ref>(in much the same tone of voice a small boy would talk about a particularly exciting Christmas present)</ref>: They sent me a ''tank?!''
 '''Mattias'''<ref>(when driving a flaming vehicle that [[Every Car Is a Pinto|is about to blow up from under him]])</ref>: Time to bail out, and steal another one. }}
 * Stealing Fiona's car [[Understatement|irritates her.]]
-{{quote| '''Fiona''': That's ''mine'', not yours! Remember the difference!}}
+{{quote|'''Fiona''': That's ''mine'', not yours! Remember the difference!}}
 * You get this gem in ''Mercenaries 2'' when you hijack a friendly or civilian car as Mattias:
-{{quote| '''Mattias:''' This is an emergency! A ''Viking'' emergency!}}
+{{quote|'''Mattias:''' This is an emergency! A ''Viking'' emergency!}}
 * When the player first meets [[The Alcoholic|Misha]], he explains why he's hiding out with the Jamaican pirates.
-{{quote| '''Misha''': Was not my fault. Was lieutenant. Gives me wrong coordinates. I drop bomb in right place, but is ''wrong'' place. He tries to blame me. [[Desk Jockey|Guys with big hats]] come. But I show them, show them wrong coordinates. Big hats get mad at lieutenant, he gets mad at ''me.''}}
+{{quote|'''Misha''': Was not my fault. Was lieutenant. Gives me wrong coordinates. I drop bomb in right place, but is ''wrong'' place. He tries to blame me. [[Desk Jockey|Guys with big hats]] come. But I show them, show them wrong coordinates. Big hats get mad at lieutenant, he gets mad at ''me.''}}
 * Misha extolling the virtues of the [[Stuff Blowing Up|MOAB]].
-{{quote| '''Misha''': Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near [[Acceptable Targets|ex-wife's house]]. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and [[Mass "Oh Crap"|scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers.]] Use, if [[Ax Crazy|you have much hate inside.]]
+{{quote|'''Misha''': Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near [[Acceptable Targets|ex-wife's house]]. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and [[Mass "Oh Crap"|scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers.]] Use, if [[Ax Crazy|you have much hate inside.]]
 }}