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{{quote|'''Doc:''' How do I say this, your friend is...
'''Church:''' Why are you pausing? [[The Ditz|Caboose]] is not gonna interrupt you this time.<br />
'''Doc:''' No, that was just for [[Dramatic Pause|dramatic effect]]. He's pregnant.<br />
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'''Church:''' All right, are we ''paying'' for this service? Because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund anyway.|''[[Red vs. Blue]]'', Episode 76}}
{{quote|'''Dave:''' I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children...
'''Artie:''' Er, don't you mean you see ''her'' bearing ''your''--
'''Dave:''' No, I'm trying to be realistic about this.|''[[Narbonic]]''}}
{{quote|'''Greg:''' When I got home that night,
'''Colin:''' My ovaries did swell,
'''Ryan:''' I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop
'''Wayne:''' ...I'm a ''dude!'' What the '''''hell!'''''|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]?'', the "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song}}
{{quote|''"I was watching [[Animal Planet]], did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist:''
'' 'Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse.' ''
'' 'Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby.' ''
'' '...the male has the baby. You're fired.'"''|'''[[Jim Gaffigan]]'''}}
{{quote|''"Well, there's good news -- you've had a baby; the bad news is, {{spoiler|it's blown your cock off!}}" ''|'''Frankie Boyle''', ''[[Mock the Week]]''.}}
{{quote|'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant!
'''Meatwad:''' Why not?
'''Frylock:''' Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!
'''Meatwad:''' Really? ''Awesome!'' I always wanted a gender!|"Gee Whiz", ''[[
{{quote|'''Stan:''' I want to have babies.
'''Reg:''' You want to have babies?!?!
'''Stan:''' It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
'''Reg:''' But ... you can't HAVE babies!
'''Stan:''' Don't you oppress me!
'''Reg:''' I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?|''[[Monty
{{quote|'''M-Preg''': Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!|''[[
{{quote|"''I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock.''"|'''Andy Dick'''}}
{{quote|'''Neil:''' But that's impossible!
'''Vyvyan:''' Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?|''[[The Young Ones]]''}}
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Latest revision as of 05:14, 7 August 2014
Doc: How do I say this, your friend is... —Red vs. Blue, Episode 76
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Dave: I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children... |
Greg: When I got home that night, —Whose Line Is It Anyway??, the "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song
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"I was watching Animal Planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist: |
"Well, there's good news -- you've had a baby; the bad news is, it's blown your cock off!"
—Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week.
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Frylock: Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant! —"Gee Whiz", Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Stan: I want to have babies. |
M-Preg: Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!
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"I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock."
—Andy Dick
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Neil: But that's impossible! |