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'''Colin:''' My ovaries did swell,<br /> |
'''Colin:''' My ovaries did swell,<br /> |
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'''Ryan:''' I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop<br /> |
'''Ryan:''' I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop<br /> |
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'''Wayne:''' ...I'm a ''dude!'' What the '''''hell!'''''|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway]]?'', the "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song}} |
'''Wayne:''' ...I'm a ''dude!'' What the '''''hell!'''''|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]?'', the "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song}} |
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{{quote|''"I was watching [[Animal Planet]], did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist:''<br /> |
{{quote|''"I was watching [[Animal Planet]], did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist:''<br /> |
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'''Meatwad:''' Why not?<br /> |
'''Meatwad:''' Why not?<br /> |
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'''Frylock:''' Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!<br /> |
'''Frylock:''' Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!<br /> |
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'''Meatwad:''' Really? ''Awesome!'' I always wanted a gender!|"Gee Whiz", ''[[ |
'''Meatwad:''' Really? ''Awesome!'' I always wanted a gender!|"Gee Whiz", ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Stan:''' I want to have babies.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Stan:''' I want to have babies.<br /> |
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'''Reg:''' But ... you can't HAVE babies!<br /> |
'''Reg:''' But ... you can't HAVE babies!<br /> |
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'''Stan:''' Don't you oppress me!<br /> |
'''Stan:''' Don't you oppress me!<br /> |
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'''Reg:''' I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?|''[[Monty |
'''Reg:''' I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?|''[[Monty Python's Life of Brian]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''M-Preg''': Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!|''[[ |
{{quote|'''M-Preg''': Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!|''[[Bag Enders]]'', [http://web.archive.org/web/20040803004651/bagenders.stormpages.com/story/define.html The Horrifically Honest Guide to Fanfiction Terms]}} |
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Revision as of 18:22, 8 April 2014
Doc: How do I say this, your friend is... —Red vs. Blue, Episode 76
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Dave: I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children... |
Greg: When I got home that night, —Whose Line Is It Anyway??, the "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song
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"I was watching Animal Planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist: |
"Well, there's good news -- you've had a baby; the bad news is, it's blown your cock off!"
—Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week.
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Frylock: Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant! —"Gee Whiz", Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Stan: I want to have babies. |
M-Preg: Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!
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"I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock."
—Andy Dick
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Neil: But that's impossible! |