Nobody Poops/Quotes: Difference between revisions

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Content added Content deleted
VisualWikitext
(Import from TV Tropes TVT:Quotes.NobodyPoops 2012-07-01, editor history TVTH:Quotes.NobodyPoops, CC-BY-SA 3.0 Unported license)
 
m (revise quote template spacing)
 
(One intermediate revision by the same user not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{trope}}
{{trope}}
{{quote| ''Do you know why we never see [[Twenty Four|Jack Bauer]] go to the bathroom? Because '''nothing''' escapes Jack Bauer!''}}
{{quote|''Do you know why we never see [[24|Jack Bauer]] go to the bathroom? Because '''nothing''' escapes Jack Bauer!''}}


{{quote|'''Book Store Clerk''': Well, ''Everybody Poops'' is still the standard. We've also got the less poular ''Nobody Poops But You''.<br />
{{quote|'''Book Store Clerk''': Well, ''Everybody Poops'' is still the standard. We've also got the less poular ''Nobody Poops But You''.
'''Peter''': Oh. Well, uh, see, we're Catholic, so...<br />
'''Peter''': Oh. Well, uh, see, we're Catholic, so...
'''Book Store Clerk''': Oh, then you'll want ''You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.''<br />
'''Book Store Clerk''': Oh, then you'll want ''You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.''
'''Peter''': Perfect!|''[[Family Guy]]''}}
'''Peter''': Perfect!|''[[Family Guy]]''}}


Line 15: Line 15:
{{quote|''You ever notice that Batman never goes to the Bathroom? Maybe that's why he's always grimacing.''|[[Dave Barry]]}}
{{quote|''You ever notice that Batman never goes to the Bathroom? Maybe that's why he's always grimacing.''|[[Dave Barry]]}}


{{quote|'''VoidBurger''': What is it with [[Fahrenheit|David]] [[Heavy Rain|Cage]] games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in ''[[The Legend of Zelda (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda]]'' Link never goes to the bathroom?<br />
{{quote|'''VoidBurger''': What is it with [[Fahrenheit (2005 video game)|David]] [[Heavy Rain|Cage]] games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in ''[[The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]'' Link never goes to the bathroom?<br />
'''[[Chip Cheezum]]''': That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched [[Power Rangers]], like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'|[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/11929141 Let's Stream] ''[[Fahrenheit]]''}}
'''[[Chip Cheezum]]''': That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched [[Power Rangers]], like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'|[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/11929141 Let's Stream] ''[[Fahrenheit (2005 video game)]]''}}


{{quote|'''Art''': Ok, here's a question for you. Do ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]]'' crap rainbows? Yes or no?<br />
{{quote|'''Art''': Ok, here's a question for you. Do ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]]'' crap rainbows? Yes or no?<br />
'''Pip''': I say "no". I don't believe they have the ability to crap ''at all''.<br />
'''Pip''': I say "no". I don't believe they have the ability to crap ''at all''.<br />
'''Pip''': I think it just builds up until they explode in a cloud of sugar and fertilizer, from which pretty flowers bloom.|''[[Sequential Art (Webcomic)|Sequential Art]]'', page [http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=751 751]}}
'''Pip''': I think it just builds up until they explode in a cloud of sugar and fertilizer, from which pretty flowers bloom.|''[[Sequential Art (webcomic)|Sequential Art]]'', page [http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=751 751]}}


{{reflist}}
{{reflist}}

Latest revision as of 05:45, 8 August 2014

Do you know why we never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom? Because nothing escapes Jack Bauer!

Book Store Clerk: Well, Everybody Poops is still the standard. We've also got the less poular Nobody Poops But You.
Peter: Oh. Well, uh, see, we're Catholic, so...
Book Store Clerk: Oh, then you'll want You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.

Peter: Perfect!
—Family Guy
Milne seriously asks us to believe that Pooh, that horizontal Porta Potti, will get slender enough merely by remaining motionless, never emitting so much as a plaintive fart, much less a purgative dump.
—Postmodern Pooh
Gabriel pooped in a secret place.
—Penny Arcade
Every baby with a brain can tell you Everybody Poops!
—Stewie Griffin on getting it horribly wrong.
You ever notice that Batman never goes to the Bathroom? Maybe that's why he's always grimacing.
—Dave Barry

VoidBurger: What is it with David Cage games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in The Legend of Zelda Link never goes to the bathroom?

Chip Cheezum: That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched Power Rangers, like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'
—Let's Stream Fahrenheit (2005 video game)

Art: Ok, here's a question for you. Do My Little Ponies crap rainbows? Yes or no?

Pip: I say "no". I don't believe they have the ability to crap at all.

Pip: I think it just builds up until they explode in a cloud of sugar and fertilizer, from which pretty flowers bloom.

Retrieved from "https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Nobody_Poops/Quotes?oldid=1097628"