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'''Short-Haired Girl:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?<br /> |
'''Short-Haired Girl:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?<br /> |
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'''Long-Haired Girl:''' Of course I do. [[I'm Standing Right Here|He's right here]].<br /> |
'''Long-Haired Girl:''' Of course I do. [[I'm Standing Right Here|He's right here]].<br /> |
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'''The Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.|''[[ |
'''The Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.|''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You tried tying metal weights to your private part]]. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."''|'''[[Rowan Atkinson]]''', "The Gay Christian"}} |
{{quote|''"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You tried tying metal weights to your private part]]. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."''|'''[[Rowan Atkinson]]''', "The Gay Christian"}} |
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If you were gay —"If You Were Gay", Avenue Q
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Short-Haired Girl: I can't believe he stood up to that fire monster! |
"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. You tried tying metal weights to your private part. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."
—Rowan Atkinson, "The Gay Christian"
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