Paul Bearer/Funny

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When you have the walking, talking High Octane Nightmare Fuel in the form of The Undertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking Crowning Moment of Funny in the form of Paul Bearer to accompany him in order to cancell it out.


  • Paul being forced by Shawn Michaels to wrestle The Big Show. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.

Paul Bearer: I'M NOT A WRASSLER! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M NOT A WRASSLER!!!
Jerry Lawler: He looks like a beached whale!

Paul Bearer: Ohhhh, Miss Sherri! You look so lovely, so happy, so alive! Have you been to a funeral?

Vince McMahon: (addressing the viewers) You don't want to miss Body Stars!
Paul Bearer: (clutches Vince's hand) Oooooh, bodies?!
(awkward silence)