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{{quote|"The people! This's all their fault, and they're gonna burn for it. BURN!"|'''President Lex Luthor''', ''[[Justice League]]'' in the middle of a [[Villainous Breakdown]].}}
{{quote|"The people! This's all their fault, and they're gonna burn for it. BURN!"|'''President Lex Luthor''', ''[[Justice League]]'' in the middle of a [[Villainous Breakdown]].}}


{{quote|'''Spoony''': I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...<br />
{{quote|'''Spoony''': I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...
'''Sorceress Edea''': [[Obviously Evil|...Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]<br />
'''Sorceress Edea''': [[Obviously Evil|...Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]<br />
'''Spoony''': No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!|''[[The Spoony Experiment]]'', ''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]'' Part 8}}
'''Spoony''': No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!|''[[The Spoony Experiment]]'', ''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]'' Part 8}}

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"Yes, General, I am masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used you?"
President Callahan, Transmetropolitan
"Of all my master schemes to take over the world, the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted orbital death ray, and all I had to do was run for president?! I wasn't even really taking this all that seriously! I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named Doctor Insano! My running mate was Fu Manchu! I mean, I know Lex Luthor won last term, but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime punching reality!"
Dr. Insano, The Spoony Experiment
"The people! This's all their fault, and they're gonna burn for it. BURN!"
President Lex Luthor, Justice League in the middle of a Villainous Breakdown.

Spoony: I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...
Sorceress Edea: ...Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.

Spoony: No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!
"Vote for me, if you want to live."
President Howard Ackerman, Command and Conquer Red Alert 3
"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah.Hallelujah!"
President Greg Stilson. The Dead Zone