Sarcasm Mode/Quotes

Oh yeah, like I'm sarcastic.

—Malcolm, Malcolm in The Middle

GLaDOS: Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way.

Sarcasm Sphere: Sarcasm Self-Test Complete.

—Portal 2

"You're right! Maybe I should just tell Marge what really happened! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa! I have serious mental problems!"

—Homer in full sarcasm mode, The Simpsons

"Oooo, a sarcasm detector! Well, that's a really useful invention!"

—~~Jeff Albertson~~ Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons. A moment later, the sarcasm detector explodes.

"Wow. Sarcasm. That's original."

—Dr. Horrible, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Domor: "If you can't be anything but sarcastic, Feygor, shut the feth up!"

Feygor: "I'm not being sarcastic."

Squad: "Shut the feth up!"

Feygor: "It's this thing! This thing!" (indicates his augmetic voice-box) "It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!"

Brostin: "To be fair, you're sarcastic most of the time anyway."

Feygor: "Not always."

Yael: "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?"

Mktag: "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal."

Feygor: "Oh, that's a good idea."

(beat, everyone looks at Feygor)

Feygor: (raises his hand reluctantly)

Tyrell: "I knew it! She's a spy!"

Rief: "Yes Tyrell. This is where she just volunteers that she's a spy."

—Golden Sun Dark Dawn

Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower?

Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.

Brandy:I was totally being sarcastic

Ed: Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.

—Brandy and Mr. Whiskers

Lana: Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us.

Archer: We'd lose the element of surprise Lana.

Lana: That was sarcasm!

Archer: No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.

—Archer