Sarcasm Mode/Quotes

Oh yeah, like I'm sarcastic.

—Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle

GLaDOS: Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way.
Sarcasm Sphere: Sarcasm Self-Test Complete.

—Portal 2

"You're right! Maybe I should just tell Marge what really happened! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa! I have serious mental problems!"

—Homer in full sarcasm mode, The Simpsons

"Oooo, a sarcasm detector! Well, that's a really useful invention!"

—~~Jeff Albertson~~ Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons. A moment later, the sarcasm detector explodes.

"Wow. Sarcasm. That's original."

—Dr. Horrible, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Domor: "If you can't be anything but sarcastic, Feygor, shut the feth up!"
Feygor: "I'm not being sarcastic."
Squad: "Shut the feth up!"
Feygor: "It's this thing! This thing!" (indicates his augmetic voice-box) "It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!"
Brostin: "To be fair, you're sarcastic most of the time anyway."
Feygor: "Not always."
Yael: "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?"
Mktag: "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal."
Feygor: "Oh, that's a good idea."
(beat, everyone looks at Feygor)
Feygor: (raises his hand reluctantly)

—unattributed

Tyrell: "I knew it! She's a spy!"
Rief: "Yes Tyrell. This is where she just volunteers that she's a spy."

—Golden Sun: Dark Dawn

Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower?
Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.
Brandy:I was totally being sarcastic
Ed: Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.

—Brandy and Mr. Whiskers

Lana: Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us.
Archer: We'd lose the element of surprise Lana.
Lana: That was sarcasm!
Archer: No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.

—Archer

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