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'''[[Running Gag|Attorney]] [[Dead Man Walking|Drone II]]:''' This is disturbing. |
'''[[Running Gag|Attorney]] [[Dead Man Walking|Drone II]]:''' This is disturbing. |
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'''[[Evil Lawyer Joke|Attorney Drone I]]:''' It is also ''ticking.'' }} |
'''[[Evil Lawyer Joke|Attorney Drone I]]:''' It is also ''ticking.'' }} |
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* [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-09 "They committed suicide when they saw me coming."] |
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* [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-07-31 Equipment failure.] |
* [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-07-31 Equipment failure.] |
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* [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-01-08 The christening of the Touch-And-Go.] |
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* [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-10-04 "This is not fair! Everybody, EVERYBODY, is getting to shoot EXCEPT FOR-]''(plasgun!)'' MEEEE!" |
* [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-10-04 "This is not fair! Everybody, EVERYBODY, is getting to shoot EXCEPT FOR-]''(plasgun!)'' MEEEE!" |
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* [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-09-28 "I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't] ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal'' one." |
* [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-09-28 "I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't] ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal'' one." |
Revision as of 08:07, 23 September 2018
It may be a space opera, but there's still plenty to laugh about here:
- "Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a turd!" "On a flame!".
- "Did he just say 'flakeymost'?" "Death is too good for this one."
- Kevyn learns to be careful with the very flames of heaven.
- Ennesby gets control of his own personal army of worker drones. He makes them sing.
- Quit worrying about hallucinations and TOGGLE THAT MONKEY!
- "I AM ABLATIVE ARMOR!"
- Captain Tagon almost turns down money.
- Of course, also hilarious was Captain Tagon actually turning down money, and the reaction of the adjutant, doctor, and reverend.
- "You're in the circus, try to be happy. You're in the circus, try to be happy." had me in stiches.
- "Well... there wasn't any tongue."
- No, the monkey is new.
- Pi still has a full goodie-bag.
- I STILL HAVE A FULL GOODIE-BAG!
- Anybody who knew Pi and heard him say that should, by all rights, empty their bowels at the sound of that sentence.
- I STILL HAVE A FULL GOODIE-BAG!
- No, I eat my enemies when they are delicious.
- "How can anybody ever NOT need a gunship?"
- 'Dumped on the stoop' is a new one.
- "I had my own little army for awhile. Then I got sick" "You look okay now, Shep." "Okay? I can barely Bench-Press three times my weight."
- Schlock goes base-jumping. (follow the next three pages)
Kevyn: If I weren't so busy right now, I'd buy you drinks in order to hear the rest of this report. |
- "She's like Patton with boobs."
- Made all the funnier by one reader's comment: "But it's impolite for one of the boobs to mention that."
- "Officer Training 101: Don't taunt Murphy."
- This one's for Massey:
Massey: All you need to do is to drop all charges against our lieutenant. |
- "They committed suicide when they saw me coming."
- Equipment failure.
- The christening of the Touch-And-Go.
- "This is not fair! Everybody, EVERYBODY, is getting to shoot EXCEPT FOR-(plasgun!) MEEEE!"
- "I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't give us a gunship, we had to steal one."
- Kevin's rebuff of Para's opinion of his science being not mad enough.
- General Xinchub, not quite dead.
Tagon: I guess we celebrated your death a little too early. |
- Pau: the mastermind here, or not the mastermind here?
- Legs finds the spot where a camera should go. Also, a camera, already there.
- Massey details the human justice system to amorphs. The real kicker is that even the faceless medical bot on the background is wigged out.
- The gunfire is just annoying. The racial profiling, though....that hurt me. I mean, it cuts deep, guys.
- "...are you angry?" "I am not angry!"
- "Tagii doesn't need overrides when I let her use plasma."