Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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It's beginning to look just like an ice world,
Oh boy, here we go
It's a platformer's greatest foe,
Moving around is slow,
Because of all the irritating snow!
Yes, it's clear that we're in the token Ice World,
Warm yourself with rage!
For instead of you fighting through,
Your controls are fighting you!
Through the whole--darn--stage!
You've been through meadows and desert and water and forest and sky, all since level 1.
Now is the time for your talents to shine
As you brave the tundra a ton.
And slip and slip and slip and slip and fall onto your bum!
Oh, we're struggling through the cliche ice world,
Death-defying jumps!
Falling icicles hit the floor as you beg and plead "NO MORE!"
In this frozen dump!
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