Star Trek/Haiku

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  • S1
    • E00 The Cage
    • E01 The Man Trap
    • E02 Charlie X
    • E04 The Naked Time
    • E14 Balance of Terror
    • E18 Arena
    • E20 Court Martial
    • E21 The Return of the Archons
    • E22 Space Seed
    • E23 A Taste of Armageddon
    • E26 Errand of Mercy
    • E28 The City on the Edge of Forever
    • E29 Operation: Annihilate!
  • S2
    • E01 Amok Time
    • E02 Who Mourns for Adonais
    • E02 Who Mourns for Adonais?
    • E03 The Changeling
    • E04 Mirror Mirror
    • E04 Mirror, Mirror
    • E05 The Apple
    • E06 The Doomsday Machine
    • E07 Catspaw
    • E09 Metamorphosis
    • E11 Friday's Child
    • E12 The Deadly Years
    • E14 Wolf in the Fold
    • E15 The Trouble With Tribbles
    • E16 The Gamesters of Triskelion
    • E21 Patterns of Force
  • S3
    • E01 Spock's Brain
    • E08 For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
    • E24 Turnabout Intruder
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Chris Pine, Zack Quinto
May not have the history
But they're not too bad

—Rich318

Captain James T. Kirk
Of the starship Enterprise
Likes Green-Skinned Space Babes

Science officer
Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan
He has pointy ears

Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Is a doctor not an X
Dammit, he's dead Jim

Hikaru Sulu
Is the helmsman of the ship
He performs judo

Montgomery Scott
Never told to "beam me up"
Worked on the engines

Young Pavel Chekov
Navigates them to the stars
His gun means nothing

The Comms Officer
Lt. Uhura opens
Hailing frequencies

When I saw this film
I fell asleep instantly.
Not even a fan

—That 897 Guy

Into the black hole
Where no man has gone before
Bend over, Scotty

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