Star Wars: The Clone Wars/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "Help! I'll be defoliated!"
  • "Fine, we'll do it the Wookiee way."
    • Oh, Jinx has a couple gems. "That's great, but it might as well be Coruscant as far as I'm concerned. We have no ship."
  • *after too many old man cracks against Dooku* "I would kill you both if I didn't have to drag your bodies."
  • "Oh, great, it's gonna be another one of those planets." [1]
  • One of the Padawans attempt to use a Jedi Mind Trick on a Trandoshan; it fails. Chewbacca punches the Trandoshan in the head, the Padawan tries the mind trick again and it succeeds.
  • When Lux Bonteri proves that All Men Are Perverts.

Ahsoka: Look at me. I don't look so bad, don't I?
Lux: (Male Gaze) No... not bad at all.
Ahsoka: (rolls her eyes) Boys... whether they're of the Republic or Separatists, they're the same.

  • Vos breaking in Mama's hut.

Obi-Wan: Vos, somebody lives here.
Vos: Ugh, it smells like somebody died here.

  • Obi-Wan's reaction to Anakin calling Duchess Satine his girlfriend.
  • When the Son admits to attacking his father in Altar of Mortis. The flippant way he describes the situation and twiddles his fingers is very darkly humorous in an otherwise super serious arc. See it here.
  • When the warlord in "Bounty" expects his bride, he instead finds that Ventress has switched her with Boba Fett.
  • When Obi-Wan and Ventress are forced to team up against Savage and Maul, they find themselves outmatched and have to flee. Obi-Wan uses this opportunity to lampshade Ventress' tendencies to flee when outmatched:

Obi-Wan: We're outmatched.
Ventress: You want to run?
Obi-Wan: I learned from watching you!
Ventress: Funny...