Testosterone Poisoning/Quotes

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    "My Mech needs a gigantic steel boner so I can fuck people while I stab them with my big knife!"
    Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler and brother Miles, on Colonel Miles Quaritch of Avatar.
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    Fuck your lonely shit /b/!!!!! This might be Valentine's Day, but god damn stop being pussies. This is a manly thread, we talk manly shit up in here!!!!! SO WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST????
    A HOT ENGINE BLOCK SMOTHERED IN RANCID OIL! WASHED THAT SHIT DOWN WITH A STEIN OF DRANO THEN PICKED MY TEETH WITH A SIGNPOST
    [picture of spinning rims] I HAD ME SOME RIMS FOR BREAKFAST

    INSTEAD OF BREAKFAST, I HAD SEX WITH A BEAR.
    /b/, "Post #117133822" et al.
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    "If the strength of your equipment isn't strong enough, then compensate for it with the strength of your arm! That is the way a true man lives!"
    Kogarashi, Kamen no Maid Guy
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    I can break a door down with one hand behind my back
    I can crush a Grizzly til his bones begin to crack
    I eat a dozen t-bones for my early morning snack
    So imagine what I could do to you...

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    I can tear a telephone directory in two
    Bending iron bars is something else that I can do
    I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue
    So imagine what I could do to you...

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    I can knock a hole right through a solid concrete wall
    I can pull a tree out by its roots, and that's not all
    Now you know about me, you don't need a crystal ball
    To tell you what I could do to you

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    I can crush a house brick with one movement of my hand
    And laugh while I reduce it to a dusty heap of sand
    I cut a splendid figure when I make my chest expand

    So imagine what I could do to you!
    —The verses to "Exotic" Adrian Street's theme music.
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    "Sir Ron, what brand of chainsaw do you use to brush your teeth?"

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    "Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat."
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